Now we know why the board is running slow. There’s a shortage of hamsters.
Exploding hamsters? What will they think of next?
Come to think of it, if we could harness the energy of an exploding hamster, we could reduce our reliance on Mid-East Oil - sure, some hamsters would be lost in the process, but at what price peace!? (My first use of the interrobang since I found out what one was.)
Grim