Hamsters: "Lobsang's here! Look lazy!"

[Lobsang]

(or)

Dopers: “Lobsang’s here. Commence synchronized searching!”

I am convinced it is personal. I am convinced that someone or something here notices my arrival, and then makes the boards run like treacle.
I am convinced of this because invariably - for the first half a minute, it runs like a ferrari.

How can this be mere business (busy-ness), or an ordinary excess of searches if it starts soon after my arrival??!"%

Forget it, it’s just me being paranoid (Like people don’t seem to see my friend wobbly bob the clown)

Let the :rolleyes:s rain…

[Doomtrain]

This happens to me too, Lob. Even worse, my girlfriend who also reads the board swears it never happens to her. Conspiracy? Signs point to YES!