Our incessant media coverage is what you get for sending us River Dance. Don’t fuck with us.
Don’t even get me started on Alaska. You buggers stole half the West Coast from us. We will get you though, our plan is to get all your soldiers drunk then steal your tanks. Everyone knows Canadian beer rocks!
Blame Russia for that one. We got it from the discount bin.
I’m not sure about Alaskan Americans - do you think their sympathies will really lie with mainland US if it really comes down to it?
Okay so I think I have this down;
Ireland is moving to Antarctica, because the Irish Hillbillies have been attacking Israel too much and the Unholy Trinty is threatening to use nuclear pitchforks from South Carolina, meanwhile Tiger woods is leading Canada on an assault of Alaska.
It’s Tracy McGrady’s fault.
It’s An Ecumenical Matter!
Is that a Father Ted quote or just a blissful coincidence?
I live here yet no longer give a shit. Now that I know none of the really crazy fuckers will win, no matter who gets the nod it’ll be 4-8 more years of business as usual.
Can we stop pretending that we’re electing them to represent our interests, please?
I don’t think anyone believes that, do they?
Actually, I though Obama might at least partially. I am being naive, aren’t I?
Well, judging by the number of people witnessing for Obama it’s hard to tell. Fuck all three.
That said, they all made “special appearances” on WWE Monday Night Raw this week. I guess corporate patronage ain’t quite what it used to be.
Well, not necessarily. I am at least more convinced that Obama isn’t just in it for the book deal than I am the other two, but what does it matter? If there was a President interested in changing the culture of corporate sack-licking that permeates the nation’s government, it’s not like they’d be able to achieve much.
The threat of an end to the gravy train might be the only thing that unites Congress (other than meaningless resolutions about things that are pretty fucking obviously resolved already)… maybe Obama really would be a uniter.
Okay. Well, I don’t like Obama because I believe he represents my interests. I like him because I think he has the best economic advisor and the best temperament overall. I’m much more interested, at this point, in the President as head of state than head of government.
Good point.
People keep ratting on about how he’s part of the liberal elite and so on. Well, I fucking hope so. At least then he’ll be able to spell potato and pronounce nuclear and do all the little things that keep foreign potentates from snickering behind their cuffs at him.
As much as I hate to defend Hillary, that’s a misleading paraphrase of what she said.
April 25, 2008, 3:37 pm. **John Mace ** officially becomes a Hillary defender. Someone add that to his title 
You mean, like the English? Sing with me: They come over here and they take all our land…
Sadly, I’ve done it before. Several times. It still hurts, though.
Tell me about it. I’m so tired of voting against somebody. I’m seriously thinking of skipping the vote for POTUS this year and just voting for whoever else is running in November.
When was the last time a candidate really curled your toes, where you agreed with everything he stood for? I haven’t had that in a long time, and I’m afraid I’ll never have it again.
I don’t agree with everything my wife stands for. Maybe you’re setting the bar a bit high? 
Is this your lawn? Pardon me. Hey, do you have a cup of milk?