There are currently 7 candidates, the highest ever, yet I find myself faced with the choice of:
a geriatric who writes bad poetry,
an apologist for child abuse,
a terrorist,
a religious fundamentalist,
a woman who ran for the Presidency without reading up on the role,
a slightly-less religious-fundamentalist-but-still-pretty-damn conservative boring plank of wood,
a closet-FF’er
This will be the first Presidential election that I can vote in, because we didn’t bother having one last time, and I find myself voting strategically to try and keep a terrorist out.
Oh and I would agree with the OP that this crop of candidates is not very inspiring. Unusually for me, at this point I have no idea who I will vote for.
Translated into English, the Irish “Fianna Fail” means “Soldiers of Destiny”. However, I’m not sure that’s really better, as it makes them sound like the title of an 80’s metal album or a band of grade B superheroes.
First, he’ll appoint himself Poet Laureate, so you’ll save some money there.
Second, it won’t take too many visits from foreign heads of state being treated to “Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee,” before visits from foreign heads of states dwindle to a trickle, and that’ll save money too.
Third, he (or she) is geriatric, and may go senile, in which case the Irish nation can put him into a home, move into his mansion, sleep in his bed and eat his food, and sell off his knick-knacks and paintings for beer and cigarette money.
Go with the terrorist. Ireland needs to be scarier to the rest of the world. I think getting a nickname like “The Hamas of Western Europe” would do it.
That would make for interesting travel ads. “All the senseless bloodshed of Palestine, all the violent alcoholism of Finland ! The Emerald Isle: come if ya tink yer hard enuff, ye pansy”.