hannah has a big bruise on her leg

and she doesnt know where she got it from
everyone console her please

Here we go again.

BTW…

HI HAMA!!!

Not to worry.
If he ignores my advice, he won’t be here long.

Moderator’s Notes:
Gary, I do not wish to dampen your new found enthusiasm for our little community here, but you might wanna slow yourself down a bit. I’ve seen any number of newbies post prodigiously in their first few days/weeks here. And nearly without exception, rightfully or wrongfully, they have incurred the ire of a large portion of the membership. Please accept this advice in the friendly spirit in which it is intended.

Also, and this is not a request, but a condition of your continued membership here, you need to trim that signature of yours to a maximum of four lines at your earliest convenience.

Thank you,
UncleBeer, for the Straight Dope

its not like i am spamming jsut to spam… everyone knows hannah…she posts here!

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Who the fuck is hannah?

That’d be the IRL name of a friend of his who also posts here under a different name.

and no, everybody doesn’t know hannah, that’s why she uses a separate ID to post here.

Hannah is evidently the LazyMexicanAmerican.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=148031

What’s this… Hannah and her shitter?

Who’lda thunk it. :rolleyes:

I do not often burst out laughing, but this did it. Thank you UncleBeer for adding several minutes to my life. :smiley:

Hannah got the bruise because she was a bad little girl. Instead of going to bed and going to sleep when she should have, she stayed up real late. She went into The Pit! (gasp) and posted in the “I’m still NOT gay” thread. That’s where she got bruised.

Moral: Don’t stay up past your bedtime, and don’t play in The Pit without bringing your dictionary with you. :wink:

Attack of the Children!

Woah! We’re getting live ones tonight!

Cya dude!

hey, your reporting that post to the moderator slowed down my reporting that post to the moderator!

Unclebear? Was that a Goldilocksian slip?