Hi guys! It is amlost my 19th irthdya. I know that I said that I was 19, I wasn’t but I will be in 30 minutes (12:28 may 21st!!) I am sooooo hapy g about it being my 19th birhtdya. My friends and i had paryt and we drank vodka and fruti juivdee annd alkso vodke and 77777iup. NSAd some peoplke had screwdirved but I don;t like ornage juice. I think teh doritos m,ake me sick. I have a buckte nect to mey compyeter anfd I may puke. I have 9 dunks, 3 shoits. U don; fell good byt it is almost my birhtdya!!!
OI lvoe you all you amek me laugh. I hoiep everythone likes mes oto. I am sorry that I am durnk right nwo and it is almosf my birthsyA1!!! i THINK IT WILL BE FUN AT THE DOIPIRS CONCENTION IN BALTUINRIOE AT CHEVBY’S/ i CAN’ ait gays it will be awesme!@!!!
I love you and hugds!! I am almost 1999999999999999999!!! It is almsot tim for me to 19. veryone frink dome vodka and thing of me when 12"28 roles alroufn.
Love alwyas and forver, sarah, the nist beautiful hag in the worlddddddlll;kJ
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Happy B-Day… BTW 19 is LEGAL to drink where you are right??
Its legal for sexumawel things though everywhere… saunters up to Nacho …so I hear you’ve had a lot to drink tonight. thinks I just DOUBLED my chances of looking attractiveadjusts his gold chains and wide collar Hey babe be!
It IS NOTE legal for me to be d5rikgin. Myf ried got her oldr sorotity sistet oit buy me vidka and tequila (but we drank most of the tequila last night,)
This time I had wya too much and now i tink i am hung ovr otmoty,ow. But we have cake for tomorr.ew
yewah if you were here I htink you’d get lucky b.c I am horny. Sherhhhhhhh, Don’t tell anyoen. Bu tno boys they all left so no nookie for sayah. Sarah, iew mnean.
Too bad, WHere do youy live? near western marlad?
I think you r rtoo ol for me anyway I’m only 19 in 13333333333 mntues.
NO!!! I am not too old for you! TRUST ME!!! …and Im nto too far away from maryland… just give me, oh crap, 14 HOURS! I can be there by plane… JUST DONT STOP DRINKING!! Panics Wheres my clean undies??? …damn… I hope I dont come off as desperate…
Sarah, in about 14 hours, when you can focus on the screen enough to read this:
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Hang in there, kid; adulthood gets easier the more you practice it. —I still envy you, though!
God I love threads started by drunk people! They’re so hillarious!! Hey Happy Birthday Sara! You’re gonna be spending most of your first full day of being 19 in bed with a wicked hangover but thats half the fun aint it
I wanna get drunk too!! Any comely lasses here wanna get drunk with me too?
Wow…sorry about that guys. I was a little excited about that whole birthday thing…Happy birthday to me!
Not that hungover - just an upset stomach. Luckily I didn’t drink too much all at once (did I mention I got drunk Friday night too? I think my stomach is made of steel!
I leave for home in two days and I still have a lot of vodka left…anyone wanna party in Baltimore?
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