Happiness is a bad attitude

So, back in this thread I described how I was being tormented by the stupidity of my workplace. In a nutshell, my job is the equivalent of being the production coordinator for a series of news-type publications. (Not quite, but for the sake of making my job easily understandable to everyone, just pretend that I oversee the production of a magazine).

I’ve been looking for work for several months now because I could can’t deal with the rampant plagiarism from our fresh-out-of-school writers, but most significantly, I can’t deal with the fact that the fact-checking process is a long drawn out war. Even to correct the most blatant errors. The example I used in the linked thread was a writer who made a mistake along the lines of writing NYSE out as New York Smurf Exchange, rather than New York Stock Exchange, in a publication that was going out to accountants. That is the level of dumbassery that I see every day.

Typically, I would catch an error or the proofreading service would, such as “2+2=3”. I would make the correction and then show it to the writer to approve the change. The author would then refuse to correct it. Preferring instead the error, because someone they’d interviewed had sent them an email that said “2+2=3” and even though it was clearly wrong, “we’re not to change it. Plus, I prefer it that way.” The number 3 was “more stylish” than correct facts.

Technically, in our workplace process, it should stop there and I would just have to let “2+2=3” go out in Mathematics Weekly.

But wishing to maintain the credibility of the publication, I would have to go one step up to to the writer’s boss.

“The article says ‘2+2=3’, and we just can not let a mistake like that go. This article is going out the mathematicians. They’ll notice.” The boss (our VP) would call the writer, they would talk a few minutes and then he’d say, “Oh, the expert she consulted said it was ‘3’ so we should keep it ‘3’. Mathematicians will know what that means.” He was assuming that not being an math grad myself, I didn’t know basic arithmetic. Oh, and neither did the professional proofreader/fact-checker.

Then I would have to go back to my desk, do some research for about an hour on the subject and then provide the VP with a pile of cites to prove that 2+2=4, not 3, and the expert likely just made a typo in the email (What? Can no one just call the expert to double check? it would take five minutes!) Then he would change it, notify the writer, and the correction would be made.

This is the process for every. single. typo.

I’ve had enough of wasting my days fighting the stupid. For one thing, it’s not my job. Secondly, my co-worker who finally had enough of this shit and up and quit (still unemployed, but happy), pointed out that this machine is broken! But because we still make it run, no one is bothering to fix it. So stop making it run and maybe the powers that be will finally do something about it.

I am now at the blissful point where I don’t give a rat’s ass. Bad attitude, I know, but damn it’s improved my mood. I caught a mistake the other day:

“TSX stands for ‘Toronto Stock Exchange’ not ‘turtle shell x-ray’.” I said to the writer.

The writer answered: “It’s fine the way it is. <long-winded nonsense> I would prefer that we keep the copy as I submitted it.”

Me: “Okay! ‘Turtle shell x-ray’ it is!” and off it went to the printer.

Then suddenly, this weight was lifted from my chest. I did my due diligence. I have the email overruling me exactly as my job says it’s to be. Let it go!

I feel so free!

Yup. I started working with this kind of attitude several months ago. I got to refer back to an email, to prove to an arrogant jerkface that the dumbassery was her very own, just this Tuesday. It felt really good.

“I feel so much better since I gave up hope.”

I’ve actually been talking to a framing store near my house. I was almost ready to jump ship for minimum wage because it’s been so aggravating here. I still might. But in the meantime, sending a government V.I.P. a schedule that shows how we’ve been promoting his big speech to run April 15, 2011 from 7:30-7:30pm is great fun!

Me: “The first speech runs a half-hour 7:00-7:30, but the next is 7:30-7:30 only 59 seconds. Then the awards ceremony goes 7:30-9:00. Our V.I.P. isn’t getting time to speak.”

Writer: “Yes, please run with that schedule. It works out great that they get out early this time!”

Me: “This was approved by the vice-president?”

Writer: “Yes, of course. He sent it to you, didn’t he?”

Me: “Okay.”

Ain’t work fun? I sat in a 4 hour meeting yesterday where the gist was, “your work is shit and here’s why” for the entirety. It’s getting to the point where I feel that if no one else cares about what I do, why should I?

I love this OP. I can pinpoint the day (December 31, 2010) that I declared “Fuck This Place,” and officially just do my job, and fuck everything, and fuck if it’s wrong. I’ll do my part, and if what you want is fucked up and retarded, I don’t care, and that’s how it’s going to be. I will no longer make any efforts to create efficiencies around here anymore, I’m not going to argue with anyone about anything. You want it your stupid and incorrect way? Great, here you go. I’ve spent two years trying to make sure everything is done right, and every time I want to fix anything wrong with our processes, it’s a long, drawn-out battle. I win, but it’s one hell of a fight. When people submit things to me incorrectly, I correct them and move on. There is no production; I just fix it because I want it to be right, and that’s it. If I need to find out more about something, I find out.

From now on, fuck all that noise. I do everything exactly as submitted. If I need more information, I hand it back to you and tell you to get it. No more of this “taking ownership” B.S.

Fuck you people. I’ve never felt better.

Yep. I took ownership for years. All it got me was more and more stuff that wasn’t my job to do. All it got for those around me was less and less because “Carol will do it”. I thought I was doing what you were supposed to do at work, namely a good job.

What a jackass I was. I am now a recovering jackass. I came to understand that I am powerless over willful ignorance, laziness, and the entitled and that my life had become unmanageable. That is to say I wanted to kill the muthafuckas every day. Now I don’t do jack squat that’s above and beyond.

And that’s a fact. Jack.

I don’t have any co-workers, so no problems there.

I did get to sock it to one of my snobbish clients yesterday. Before the holidays, she’d contacted me about getting some applications prepared and sent to FEMA. At the time, I wrote her an email telling her that I needed 1. a check for the FEMA fee and 2. my fee upfront.

Well, she smurfed around and sent me some paperwork but not any of the checks. I started to contact her and hound her about it then I thought, “You know, if Miss Priss wants this in such a hurry she can just send me what I asked her to”.

Yesterday she called wanting to know “where we were” on her project. I sweetly trilled “Oh yes ma’am, I’m just waiting on the FEMA fee and our fee so we can get started”. And referred her back to my November email.

Heh.

Careful. I get the impression that the OP is a little sensitive about Smurfs these days.

Celly, you’re big F-U is way, way, way overdue, IMHO.

Yes. Yes. Preach! I have actually been assigned fucked up shit because, in their words, I “can handle it.” I am called to do shit I shouldn’t have to because I “organize chaos.” That’s my boss’s stupid little expression for not being a dumb ass. “You can organize chaos,” she says. Fuck her. And you know when you are a confirmed jackass? When for the one time you do something that has a single strand of hair out of place, and someone else down the line walks it back to you, and won’t even look at it until you check the fucking box in the fucking system. Are you fucking kidding me? You kid, yes? Surely!

Fuck you people. I have mentally checked out. Use someone else to organize your fucking chaos.

I used to absolutely insist on logging every tech call I received. Then they started threatening my job because I wasn’t making the kind of numbers others were making. So I gradually got the clue (I admit, I’m socially retarded, and personal integrity can sometimes be a drawback in the professional world as per the OP) that it is best if I just don’t log the calls from Ms. “I refuse to do anything, I’m outside your warranty, this has nothing to do with your hardware and I want your bestest and latest piece of equipment and a pony couriered to my office FREE as compensation for my own stupidity which is ALL YOUR FAULT!!!”

But I’m still in the process of learning that lesson, and occasionally get burned.

Ah, yes. Love how that works – you have to scramble and jump through hoops and suffer to fix The Problem… but then management doesn’t think that there is such a thing as The Problem. From what they see, everything’s fine. It’s you who’re suffering, not them.

We had that happen at work this week. We were making three railcars of a chemical additive, and all the analysis looked like it was going in the crapper (again). Much extra work ensued. So we decided to pull the plug early, so we’d only make two railcars of useless product, instead of three. We have conference calls with management, and business, and R&D and all agree how dire the situation is and that Something Must Be Done.

But the analysis inexpicably turned around, and the two railcars are okay. And when I send out that news, I get a flurry of e-mails back of “Good job! Crisis averted!”

Because they don’t realize that there are only two options here:

  1. Our analytical results suck – either the first set or the second set are wrong, so we can’t rely on them at all.
  2. We have no idea what is going on with this process.

It’s probably All Of The Above, of course. And we’re making that product again week after next. I’m awfully tempted to take some vacation, to avoid the splatter from everything hitting the fan then. But then I’d miss out on some prime I Told You So time.

sigh Decisions, decisions.

And people wonder why I do temp work. I start at 8, I leave at 4:30, I do my specific set of duties as outlined in the contract I agreed to, and none of what goes on in the company is my problem. :slight_smile:

I love this. I also love when a dickwad competitor gets in the shit for not listening to me.

I worked for a design agency producing REALLY long reports for a government department. Another design agency had just updated their brand, and insisted that all copy, no matter what for, was 10 pt. Email convo follows:

SanVito: I realise you specify 10pt, but these 150 reports are a gazillion pages of dense copy and the govt dept requires all such documents to comply with accessibility guidelines. 10pt won’t do it. How about I up the font size for these specific documents?
Dickwad at other agency: You are not qualified to make that creative judgement in this case. Use 10 pt. (Excuse me a moment while I choke on my own job title of Creative Director).
Sanvito: Are you sure? I really think that’s the wrong decision for the client, perhaps I should ask them
Client who’s on thrall to their brand agency: Just follow the guidelines the glorious Mr Dickwad says
Sanvito: Fine

FINE. Whatever. 3 months later, sure enough, Chief Exec of Govt dept complains about font size and demands those responsible pay for a reprint. Dickwad blames my agency for making the decision. Well, UNLUCKY dickwad, because I logged all our email discussions on the subject and, oh, look! I just forwarded them to the Chief Exec. :smiley:

Nice job of ass-covering (I mean that sincerely).

Nice SanVito, how did it turn out?