…a warm blanket and a nice cup of hot chocolate.
…or perhaps it’s a nice cool breeze and a glass of iced tea.
. . . sharing a pencil. . .
and if you get that, you were a music or theater dork too.
Martinis, girls and guns.
Having a big purring cat kneading you with his paws.
(Yes, I haven’t had a cat since 2001, and I’ve missed mine and wanted another ever since, why do you ask?)
Lemon cake.
Unfortunately, I finished the last of the happiness after dinner tonight.
My laptop, a fast wireless connection in my hotel room, and a keylime pie.
Oh, and Internet Scrabble.
… a handjob by a girl with small, cool hands.*
*What?!? This is SDMB not a Peanuts comic.
…a warm gun.
That “special feeling” you get while driving down a steep hill at a fast clip. WooHOOOO!!! 
Stopping back in to give the correct answer…
Happiness is a warm gun. Bang, bang. Shoot, shoot.
…Friday night, the couch, my daughter, a big blanket, and a good DVD. Maybe a cup of coffee. Cookies are good too, while we’re here.
Finding a pencil, I think. But the point is taken. We’ll share a sandwich sometime.
OK, I was a theater dork but I really don’t get this. Is it possible that I’m not as big a dork as I’ve always thought I was?
I see King of Soup has already made the correction, but I got it:D. Not only that, the song’s my signature on another board.
And happiness right now is being curled up in bed on a Saturday morning with the cats and ElzaHub under a warm blanket watching the History Channel.
And no morning sickness.
E.
Psst….You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown.
Strangely enough first time I can recall ever winning anything was a phone in to radio station 2CA Canberra. The task was complete this phrase “Happiness is…”.
I rang up and said “impossible” and won a case of Coke. At the time neither I nor my brothers drank the stuff. So I was right.
Watching my dog happily act like such a dog on our walks through the woods.
Actually, it was the first professional show I saw on stage. I own the sheet music. I always saw myself playing Lucy.
And yes, this song was the first thing that came to mind.