I asked Uphmam to do the honors, but what the hell. I’m tired of not being able to post (because I want to save my post for this thread).
Now I can go post on other people’s threads without squandering mister 1000.
Oh how appropriate that my 1000th post occurred on Davy’s birthday. 
Drop in with caviar and fruit and wine if you’d like. Gifts would be accepted. You can set them down by the mutant Christmas tree. :o
Happy 1000th Zog!
Why thank you, Zog.
Happy Kilometer to you!
Happy Kilometer to you!
Happy thousandth post dear Zoggie !
Happy Kilometer to you!
And many moooore…
Oh, and you can wish **me ** happy 100, since I messed up and posted it here. 
Zoggie: Good for you. 
Adriatic Whateverthehellyournameis: Good for you too.
You’re silly; you don’t create your own post party! noogie
Just kidding, but when you hit 2000, I’ll start your post party. Congrats! hugs
Way to go, Zoggie!
And every post a pleasure to read.
My humble servants. you guys are too kind. Thanks Welfy!! I’d be honored if you did that.
Thanks Auntie Pam. You’ve been a fan for awhile.
Actually Gunslinger’s my longest fan…he’s been reading Zoggified posts since the VVC thread.
Happy 1000th, Zoggie!!
Spelled backwards, that’s
!!eiggoZ ,ht0001 yppaH
I don’t see any beer, so I’ll bring some from the trunk.
Put on a Drinkin’ CD 
Happy 1K you sweet young thang!
Happy 1000, Zoggie!
Scotti
brings in portable bar and cooler o’ alcoholic stuff
Alright we can now get to drunken debauchery, any semi naked people yet? Oh by the way, congrats Zoggie!
Kitty
Shameless hussy to start your own party. Have a cool kilo-count, O reincarnated Albanian monarch.
Yay Zoggie! The fact that you registered the same month as me, and yet are already at 1000, shames me.
Oh well. Congrats!
It should, Jesterfish, but I am a shameless hussy and a trollop to boot so do not feel bad.
I remain your faithless
-*Zoggie :o *
and many more!
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