I been here for One Whole Year!!
I just knew all of you want to come in and congratulate me. I am well aware of my cult-like following, and I would just like to say the following:
I have made you laugh. I have made you cry. I have brightened all of your worlds with my special brand of sunshine. I know, I am the center of your universe, and you’d all be lost without me. I know you can’t even begin to think of life without me, and for that, I am grateful.
Thank you kind Dopers, each and every one, for making me truly feel like the superstar I am, especially when you run home and rush to check the boards to see what tidbit of wisdom, what sort of magical insight I have…
Oh Hell…who am I kidding
Thank you all for a great year!
I’m looking forward to many more.