Happy Autumnal Equinox Eve!!!
Strinka 
Happy Mabon Eve!
(Does hokey fall happy-dance)
What, does she make a big deal about the Autumnal Equinox or something?
I think I’ll light up the ol’ firepit, acknowledge the ancient gods and express gratitude that the human race seems to be moving very, very slowly from the darkness to the light. Then, because it’s Friday, I’ll open a bottle of cheap wine and get shit-faced. Maybe if I do it every year, it’ll become a tradition!
WOOHOO! Behold the rise of the season of the Dark God!
I’m not getting around to this until tomorrow. My pagan circle will meet. We’ll do unspeakable things under the noses of respectable folks. Its getting harder every year to find suitable virgins. 
(Honestly, the worst thing that has ever happened at one of our rituals is me getting drunk off of some mead and saying while I am in lust with Patrick Stewart I can’t imagine asking him to do me doggy style. Gotta love Beltaine.)
Bah. Equinoxes were invented by Hallmark in the 1950s just to sell cards during slow parts of the year.