Yes, it’s KatieCakes’ biffday. We know she’s charming, beautiful and witty… and now we know she’s old too! Huzzah!
Much smooches on your birthday Katie. Love you mean it!
Of course, her birthday is tomorrow. Blame it on the cross-continental time difference. Or something. I knew that.
Congratulations on another year, Methuselah. Shall you be listing Depends or Metamucil on your registry?
The support hose and estrogen therapy are in the mail!
Happy Birthday, Katie!
Happy Birthday to most likely the purtiest doper alive. 
What, you’re turning 18? Can’t be so!
Happy Birthday, Katie! May you have a wonderful birthday and forever after. [sub][sup]If not, give me a call, I’ll try to help.[/sup][/sub]
Jim
Happy Birthday, Katie!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATIE!!!
/me is chatting. 
::runs in with strippers, cake, flavored body paint, Twister, Strip Pictionary, and assorted other party favors::
::licks Katie happy birthday::
::stuffs Birthday Bunnies down her pants::
::runs out::
I love Katie. Even though she is evil. Eeeeebil.
Happy Birthday, Katie, I owe you some congratulatory spankings!
smooch
Happiest of birthdays, KatieLove!
I hope that this is the best year of your life. Until the year after…in fact, I hope they just keep getting better and better forever!
Much Love,
Cheri
KT hun, happy birthday. I hope you have a great day and you have a wonderful year as you are a hell of a sweetie.
Hugs to you hun, and Happy Birthday!!!
I hope you have a wonderful day!
Happy Birthday!!!
Rose
Happy Birthday, My Friend!!!
Hope to see you at a Dopefest real soon!
O
Happy Birthday! You gotta find some free time soon so we can go out to dinner and celebrate.
Woo! Happy birthday, katie!
I hope you have a wonderful birthday, Katie!
And many, many more!
Fran, you stankin’-ass ho, I was gonna start a birthday thread for everyone’s favorite Hanson brother Katie, but I was going to wait until her actual birthday. Once again, you’ve found a way to hog all the glory and make me look like a schmuck in the process. Jolly good show, old chap. Luckily, you’re cute as a wiener dog, or I’d be forced to challenge you to a pie-eating contest like they used to back in Elizabethan times. By which I am referring to Elizabeth Taylor’s glorious reign as the queen of the silver screen.
Anyway, happy 47th, katie. I’m sure we’d all agree you don’t look a day over 46 and a half.
Happy Bday, Katie. It was great meeting you at DTF; hoping to see you again in Miami in February.