But this is his birthday party thread ! We have cake, punch (spiked of course !) . The bar is open and we have naked twister in the other room. Ladies I have the heater set at 72 degrees so we won’t poke out any eyes during the game.
Now get in here and make nice for poor Euty .
Happy Birthday dude !
Happy birthday Euty! How old is ya?
Happy Birthday, Euty!! ::raises glass:: (Okay, it’s a shot of tequila, but you get the idea.) Here’s to many more!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Eutyyyyy,
Happy Birthday to you!
Naked Twister with Euty??!! ::swoon::
Happy Birthday, Euty!!!
We love you!!
Here’s to hoping you have many, many, many more!
Happy Birthday, Euty! 
Many happy returns Euty!
::hoists a shot of 12 year old Scotch::
Happy birthday, Euty!
You realize that you’re required to play Nekkid Twister with one woman for every candle on your cake, don’t you?
Hap-py Birth-day 2-U 
Hap-py Birth-day 2-YOU
Happy birthday dear Euty-chus
Happy Birthday 2 U!
:K Euty, you gots [sub]45[/sub] candles to blow out:
[sub](I put those trick candles on his cake, so when he blows them out they just lite back up hehe)[/sub]
Happy birthday to Euty.
You live in the S-D-M-B.
You look like a moderator,
and act like one too-ty.
(Hey, if they were any good I’d be selling 'em to Hallmark.)
Now if someone will kindly direct me to the beer…<looks around at the women>…and I think it’s too warm in here.
Happy Birthday Euty!! Drink, have fun (Silver’s here, after all), play naked twister! (Not Twisty the poster, twister the game, silly!)
<braces self>
<assumes Marilyn Monroe position>
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Mr. Moderator
Happy Birthday to you.
Teehee.
Now, let us never speak of this again.
Damn andygirl, I got it on tape, you should have warned me.
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Surprise! Greetings and Felicitations on this, the anniversary of the day your were born! May good fortune find you and never release you (you already have fame).
That was me, forgetting to clear the cookies. Sorry about that.
Anyway:
Happy Birthday Euty!
We hope that your day will be fine
with cookies*, cake, ice cream and wine.
May you have many more
(at least three or four score)
and many presents and go out to dine.
[*ouch, for the cookies and the rhyme; it’s early]
Oh goodie! Cake and ice cream!
Happy Birthday, O Decrepit One!
Happy B-Day, Euty! smooch
Who wants to hold him down while I spank him?!
( Was that 45 candles? <evil grin> )
Happy Birthday!
Everyone here in Ohio sends their love!
::: sneaking in and turning the thermostat back down :::
Well, what a suprise! And I promise you that I didn’t look at that other thread after Spider Woman told me not to. No, really, I didn’t!
Kisses to everybody! Hell, I’d even give Esprix a kiss right now!
Now about that Naked Twister thing (he said, pulling out a bottle of cinnamon and rose-hip scented body oil …)
Oh, sure - Euty gets a birthday bash (and thanks for the peck, dear), but my birthday was yesterday and not even a peep out of any of ya, let alone my own thread.
Fine, fine - I know where I fall in the great ranking of things around here. I get the picture now.
Harumph.
Esprix