Your friend and mine, MysterEcks, has been keeping SECRETS from us! Yes, I know it is hard to imagine, but this darling man has chosen to hide the fact that today is his birthday. SHAME, SHAME sweetie!
Happy birthday, baby!
Hugs,
Scotti
Whoops, wrong forum. Could you move it please?
Sorry and thanks!
Although it is in the wrong forum…Happy birthday, MysterEcks! Hope you have a good one!
Now, lets get some Wimmins in here, and whip up a bash for Mr. E!
(BTW, let’s get this to the proper forum, shall we?)
- There was a guy named ** Ecks **
Whose writing was
whether he hunts or he pecks!
It’s his birthday today, let’s all scream MYSTERECKS!
Hope you had a wonderful day, ya lil sneak you!! 
Happy birthday MysterEcks
How many candles?
Don’t be shy, we buy them by the gross for these do’s.
Off to the happyland of MPSIMS.
Wow, sorry I missed this yesterday. Happy belated birthday, to my favorite Ecks-man.
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I wouldn’t worry it about it too much, Spider. It doesn’t look like MysterEcks made it here yesterday either. 
Happy Birthday, Ecks!!
A very, very, happy birthday, MysterEcks!!!
Happy Bday Chief Crybaby… I mean MysterEcks
<blushes> Bless you, Scotti. But you shouldn’t have. Really, you shouldn’t have. No, really, you should have ignored that message I sent you begging you to start a birthday thread for me.
Sue: Toga party? Why do you want us to be over-dressed?
Monster: We appear to have a pretty good selection of wimmins in here already. I think what we really need are some anti-sobriety products.
Anti: Thank you for the lovely poem. You right 'em just as well as I do.
tshirts: 37 candles, to be exact. Since those little birthday candles come in packages of 36, that means it’s my first two-box birthday.
Spidey: Your favorite Ecks-man? I’m honored.
Silver Fire and tiggeril: [bad elvis impression]Thank you…thank you…thank you very muach.[/bad elvis impression]
porcupine: I’m considering changing my name to Chief Crybaby, which would then go along with ChiefScott and Chief Wahoo.
To everyone–thank you all.
Would that then make you ecks-MysterEcks? I like your name.
Happy Unbirthday!
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Happy Birthday , ya big crybaby you !
A crap, a day late and a dollar short.
Somehow the good myster always seems to have me at a disadvantage.
Happy unbirthday, sir.
Happy yester-birthday, MysterEcks!
I said:
Obviously, I meant “write.” It seems my advanced age is catching up with me.
Spider Woman: Why, thank you!
My ex-wife once jokingly threatened to neuter me with a kitchen knife. If she’d done it, I’d be an EcksMyster.
Ayesha: That’s ChiefCrybaby, Deputy! Get it right, or I’ll…I’ll…I’ll cry!
2sense: Ihave youat a disadvantage? Like you’ll ever admit thatin GD!
AudreyK: For the record, it was October 14, which means I share it with Dwight D. Eisenhower. I believe I have more fun on our birthday, though, since Mr. Eisenhower is currently deceased.
Thanks again, everyone.
You share a birthday with KKBattousai, MysterEcks. If he’s got any booze left, perhaps I can get him to share it with ya.
Well, since the best flirter on the SDMB started this thread, I had to look in, and what do I see? MrX, getting a spanking. But then the party started…
Happy birthday, MysterEcks!
I don’t make the birthday circuit much anymore, but I had to do so for someone who Scotti started a thread for.
Now stay away from her!
Seriously, happy birthday again!