Happy birthday, Slythe, one day late. I’m sorry. I really did intend to post this yesterday, but work got hectic and I didn’t get the chance.
Anyway, I hope you had a wonderful day and will enjoy many more to come. Here’s a toast to you!
kazoos buzzing, bells and whistles, few bars of intro segue into:
I wish you a happy birthday
(though I wish I had known right away).
But better late than never
May this mod live forever!
And with us at this forum stay!
Happy Birthday ////Slythe\\
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(If I could do serious poetry, I would have segued with Mozart.)
Happy Birthday Slythe!!!
(Hey, shouldn’t this be in MPSIMS :D)
Happy Birthday, slythe! Hope you had a great day, many more to come and all that. Now, should I be naked? 
A very happy birthday! How did you entertain yourself and those around you on your big day?
Silver, honey, we have to talk. This getting naked thing is starting to concern me, and since I love you dearly, I felt I should speak up. After all, you are intelligent, witty and a beautiful person, and you should be appreciated for these things as well as for your propensity for getting naked.
Right?
No? You are having fun and want me to MYOB?
[sub]slinks off in shame, muttering about how I was only trying to be a good friend[/sub]
Oh, I almost forgot-
Happy Birthday, Slythe, and may you have many, many more!
And thank you for all the hard work you put in on this, the best little message board in the universe!
Scotti
Thanks for the concern, Scotti! And, yes, you are a great friend. You’re right. I’m intelligent, sweet, witty, and beautiful, and I should be recognized and appreciated for these things as well. That’s it! No more naked posting for me. 
(That “whooshing” sound you hear is Scotti, packing her bags to enter the witness protection program, as all the men on the SDMB join outside her house with torches-chanting “Death to Scotti! Death to Scotti!”}
Thank you everyone!
My dearest Silver Fire, you should always be naked.
As a present, can someone tell me where I can find a copy of Allan Sherman’s The Rape Of The APE"*? I know there’s a copy at e-bay, but that auction is past $40 already, and climbing.
Happy belated birthday. I hope you had a good one.
Hmmm…can I quote you on that?
Hippo (belated) birdie two ewe!
(You’re supposed to imagine the animals, all lined up in a row, smiling and dressed for a party.)
Oh, phooey, it works as a greeting card anyway…
Happy belated!
Yet more terrible birthday rhymes
Happy belated birthday
to the moderator known as slythe
who keeps the old I-M-H-O
friendly, safe, and nythe.
(I’m getting better, believe it or not.)
Scotticher said:
<Big wolflike grin> C’mon over, Scotti–I’ll hide ya from those meanies.
Scotti, I want everyone to be nekked in my forum!
Silver Tongued, I’m hopin’you add it to your sig line!
MysterEcks, let me know when you go on vacation-I’ll hold off on the next poetry thread til then.
AudryK, that was a beautiful card!
Spider Woman, GREAT party hat!
Consider it done. That’s what I wanted to do with it anyway.
Thanks for offering me asylum, hon! Sorry it took me so long to get here, but it took me awhile to don my disguise. How do you like the beard and the eyebrows? I snuck right through the angry mob outside my door, and no one even looked at me twice.
What do you mean, you don’t blame them?
slythe said:
Hey, I can come up with 'em at any time. I even composed a poem for Homer’s non-flushing poop thread…which, come to think of it, is where most of my poetry belongs.
Scotticher said:
Well mybeard doesn’t come off. So there!
Happy Birthday to YOU (and to me too-mine is today)
Happy Happy - and may you have many many more!
To late I know, but, still,
Gratulerar på födelsedagen(Happy birthday)!
Hope you had a good one.:)