Happy Birthday, MysterEcks. It’s time like this I remember the words my Grandma told me:
“Rob…drink until you can’t see your own reflection, let alone can tell if the women are attractive or not.”
Wait a minute…my Grandma didn’t tell me that. Sounds like good advice, though. 
Party it up anyway you like. Hope you had a good one.
I showed up to flirt with DRY, but seeing him occupied, I’ll just go play with the birthday man.
MysterEcks, I have some great oils here, would you like a massage?
Audrey: Yeah, if he has unused booze, tell him to bring it on over here.
Daniel: If I’m gettin’ spanked, I have to cry. WAAAAAAAA!
(I’m just executing my duties as SDMB Chief Crybaby.)
DRY: Thank you. But this is mybirthday thread–I’m supposed to get all the women.
Rob: I did, thank you.
(But I believe that allwomen are attractive. Sometimes it just takes a little time–or maybe a few drinks–before we realize it.)
Medea: Why yes, thank you, I’d love a massage.
(Hey DRY: :p)
Thank you all 
Well, now!
This looks like a very successful birthday party. I am so pleased! After all the work I went to to make MysterE’s natal day a success, I’d say I deserve a massage, too! And since I see that DRY and Daniel are unoccupied, I’ll just sidle on over to that side of the room and…HEY! who PINCHED me? Oh, well since it is the birthday boy, I guess I’ll have to let it go THIS time. Now, where was I headed? Oh, yeah.
My, is that strip Scrabble I see going on in the corner? I wonder if Silver Fire knows that “irregardless” is not …Oh My Word! [sub]catches piece of clothing being tossed in the air[/sub]
Scotti:o
Thank you very much, Scotti. I appreciate it a great deal.
(I don’t pinch. Well, not hard, anyway.)
Any time, sweetie!
Now where did that massage oil get to?
And why are all the men rushing over to that Scrabble game?
[sub]Oh. Never mind. (Sigh)[/sub]
Man, it’s a regular epidemic. Sorry I’m so late, but I have a full bottle of Skyy Vodka. ::shakes bottle:: Um, half full…
So, I’m a wee bit late, but I wish a very happy birthday to you. (Did anybody start the First World War on your birthday? No? Then think yourself lucky, young man!) Best wishes from Celyn & cat.
Happy, Happy Birthday, <much belated, I’m afraid> MysterEcks! <grabs him and pulls him down for a deep tongue tango dance and tries to hug the stuffing out of him> 
{{{{{{MysterEcks}}}}}}
Hey, Scotty, want some hot oil, little girl? How yew doin?
PB, nice sig! 
Haven’t heard from you in a while.
Ok, all, the ladies line up to spank “mr crybaby”. Leather outfits are optional.
:eek:
I post to this frickin’ thread, to appease my friend Scotti, and I see both her and Medea’s Child flirting with other guys?
Hmpf. I’ll wish you happy birthday once more, and then.
[Nixon]
You’ve had a lot of fun at my expense. And just think what you’ll be missing. Because, ladies and gentlemen, this is my last birthday thread.
[/Nixon]
[sub]Well, except for voluptuous female hotties.[/sub]
But DRY, honey, I was heading in your direction until I noticed you noticing the strip Scrabble game! What good is it to be voluptuous if the object of your affection has his eyes glued to another woman? (Even if she IS getting naked!)
Now that I have your attention, would you like to dance? I think they are about to play some lambada music…
Salsa Scotti
Happy belated MysterEcks Day!
Scotti: Hey, I’mstill here. I don’t do Scrabble. (Strip poker, on the other hand…)
KK: Hey, half-full is better than half-empty.
Celyn: No…but I believe the Cuban Missile Crisis encompassed my birthday the year before it existed.
purplebear: {{{{{{purplebear}}}}}}
Daniel: There we go–line 'em up!
DRY: Hey, we got lots of female hotties here. Not to mention Daniel, who has a gigantic…username.
Trouble: MysterEcks Day…I like it!
Thank you all–I am very honored.