But today was my birthday.
Esprix got two “Happy Birthday threads.” I got 0.
No presents. Not a one.
No party.
No cake.
:: sigh :: Maybe next year.
I’m going to bed.
Hey… did you hear something?
aah, maybe not. Might’ve been the wind.
Happy Birthday, Euty
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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday mr moderator
Happy birthday to you.
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Happy Birthday Eutychus55! Sorry that happened to you and I hope you day is better tomorrow.
[sub](**Don’t feel to bad though my birthday was September 11 and no one remembered me either.)[/sub]
Aww, Euty! I thought of you when I drove by the big giant flag today on my way to work! Does that count for somethin’?
Happy belated birthday to you! I don’t even know my SO’s birthday (well ok, I remember if if I think about it) so please don’t be offended I forgot!
Had I known, I’d have started one for you.
Excuse me while I go flagellate myself in penance. :eek:
And Happy Birthday, my friend!
I swear, I had no idea. And now I have to plan last minute.
I hate when that happens!
:quickly strips down and replaces normal clothing with bikini:
:hops into cake:
:immediately hops out of cake, shaking breasts in Euty’s face:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EUTY!
smooch
Dammit! I knew I shouldn’t have turned off the reminder notification on ICQ!
Happy Birthday!
Hey! I sent you an “E”-card.
:: makes mental note for more flamboyant celebration next year :: 
Happy birthday Eutychus!!! And may you moderate many more.
[Attention: A Second Pathetic Hint That My Birthday Is Tomorrow to Follow]
People born in the first 10 days of October are smart, sassy, literate Libras!
Happy Birthday, Euty!
The check’s in the mail, you will just have to blame Columbus Day for the fact that it is late…no mail, you know. Well, actually it is just a card, but it’s the thought that counts, right? RIGHT?
And just for you, I am not including any Monty Python references.
May you have a wonderful month, day, YEAR!
Much Love,
Cheri
Happy Birthday Euty!
I got you a post.
This is why I throw my own birthday parties. No forgettin’ there, chum.
Happy birthday and I hope you get over feeling sorry for yerself real soon!
Euty:
BTW:
I couldn’t help but noticing that you seem to be operating under the doom of an Irish curse.
I think you need to get yourself a shilleaghy for your birthday.
Happy Happy, Euty!!!
(Where do I sign up for that reminder service?)
Happy Birthday! Feliz Cumplianos! S Dnyom Rozhdeniya!
Really.
Aw, great. Now I have guilt. 
Sorry, Euty. But I hope you had a very happy birthday, indeed.
Happy Birthday, Sweet St. Euty!
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Glad to be spinning around the sun the same time you are!
:: pats Eutys head ::
Happy birthday, mon frère!
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Happy birthday, Euty! I got you a nice email with no bitching.