Sorry I missed your bday, tater!
I can tell you that 27 is a good year. I just hope 28 (which is a week from today) is as good as 27 is.
A Doper we know, feeling silly,
Found traditional greetings too frilly,
And instead spent his time
Writing frivolous rhyme
About tatertot’s paramour’s willy.
I just had to pile on, so happy birthday.
As an aside, I wish I could write limericks like that, but I generally don’t think about oher men’s schlongs. Just my own. 
Happy birthday hon!!!
(although I’m probably late by now)
I hope you had a fantastic day and that the year ahead is full fo fulfilled hope and dreams.
May your snarks never be boojums.
hugs and warm fuzzies galore for a wonderful person
People there are minors around. Lets keep the talk on the celtic beastie to a mininum shall we? 
Jeez you turn your back for a minute and suddenly everone’s talking about your manhood. Reminds me an aquantance in Helsinki called Paavo who sported a steel bar through
the shaft of his member. Quite the party piece and converstaion topic I tell you.
I was always a little perturbed by amount of attention his family jewels recieved.
Damn sure he never had odes written about it though.
My birthday was as great as it could be, considering I didn’t have either of my two favorite guys to give me kisses and hugs.
Yeppers, a little bird told me about that…I think even if they hadn’t I still would have guessed. I mean c’mon guys, you think I’d believe that you’d all just suddenly remember it was my birthday at the same time?
Cloggie, are you trying to accuse me of self-promotion? See the above, I have Damhna to pimp me now!
Wait…that doesn’t sound exactly right, does it?
Speaking of Damhna, I have to brag a little here and say that he is the greatest man on the face of the Earth. I can’t imagine anyone being more loving or thoughtful than he is…he truly is my best birthday present this year.
Although, I gotta say, I’m a bit miffed that MY birthday thread has turned into a tribute to P’s penis. This can’t be good for his ego, guys! His head was already big enough! I’ve got to live with the guy, you know…have a little consideration for the birthday girl, eh?
(Oh, and P, could you at least have pretended you came into this thread to wish me a happy birthday? Oooh, you’re going to be in trouble when I get there!
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Astroboy, I’m not sure right now. Oooh, but in good news TaterOma seems to have forgiven me! She’s happily drawing up a plan for the rest of my life as we speak…of course, I’ll ignore it, but for now she’s happy and busy.
Rasa, the key to that is to never, ever let them forget that you’re an AMERICAN and you saved their butts in the war, and that if they know what’s good for them, they’ll keep you happy, otherwise it’s bye-bye liberation.
You have to say it really loudly and slowly, too, otherwise they won’t be ablet to understand you.
Everyone Else, thank you so much! It really means a lot to me that people remembered, esp. since I’m so far away from my two biggest loves.
Oh well… let me know when there’s any news! I’m glad that Oma has been able to deal with things in a positive way (would that Astrogirl’s Oma could…). And she’s drawing up plans? That must be a Korean thing, too! Every other day Astrogirl had a new plan for our lives… to which I say, “OK, honey… whatever you want!”
Re: P’s pee-pee, I can’t comment until you post a picture (Wow! Can you belive the consonance? I am a poet!)! At which time I shall either ridicule (should it be less magnificent than, say, mine!) or exaggerate (should it prove to be even MORE magnificent than, say, mine!).
I thought we weren’t talking about his penis anymore?
Astroboy, I’m going home to Germany to spend the summer with my folks…TaterOma is very concerned about my future and has generously offered to pay for school and all my living expenses this summer. When she wants to, she can be very nice.
As for the P o’ P, I wish I had a picture to post! Actually, I feel slightly bizarre discussing said member on a public message board, esp. since I have no first-hand experience with it, so to speak. I’m still waiting for the references from former wives and girlfriends to come in, before I comment one way or the other.