. . . my little brother, kamikazee. (Ya spelled that wrong, I hope you know.) I’d say how how old he is, but he’s got a shithouse fulla kids, so I’m sure his age feels pretty variable. Y’all wanna hear some stories about stupid things he’s done? Like the time he jumped out the upstairs window? Ummm, maybe I’d better not start that battle; I’ve probably one or two stupid things I’d prefer no one else knew.
With the sun rising this beautiful morning… Happy Birthday LittleBeer…
Happy birthday, let the kids out of the sh!thouse, and I wanna hear some stories!!!
Wow, I rarely participate in birthday threads, but when a MOD starts one, you can be damn sure I start baking cake and lightin’ candles.
Have a good one!
Hey thanks Bro,
and yes I know it’s spelled with only one “e” but my ISP already had a “kamikaze” so I wanted to be consistent.
Jumped, or THROWN ??? I was only 3, and you were the older meaner brother. Hmmmm, I’m tellin’ MOM.
Happy Birthday, Kamikazee! I haven’t met you yet, but your brother’s a good guy and he still claims you so I figure you’re a good guy too.
And yet, next to your sister, I was simply angelic.
Here’s wishing you a very happy birthday, Kamikazee!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAMIKAZEE!!!
Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)
“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”
Approximate English Translation of Above:
“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”
Hope you have a great day! 
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Any brother of 'Beer is a brother of mine. Happy birthday, man!
So Kamikazee what are the things that really drive UncleBeer up the wall?