A very happy birthday to Uncle Beer. My older brother. 
Here’s a virtual beer for you. ((Beer))
Indeed, Happy Birthday.
Happy Virtual Birthday, Mister Beer!
Have a great one, Unc!
Happy Birthday.
How many is this? 
(Reminds me of that old, short lived show Teen Angel when God’s cousin Rod has a birthday and says "Yep, this is the big 3-0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0.)
Happy B-day, Unk!! Since I’m not much of a beer drinker, you can have my share from the ol’ b-day keg!
May your day be filled with the richness of life and love. Have a beer for me and relax today. Now, does anyone know how many spanks he gets?
Happy birthday!!!