No, not manhattan. No, not David B. Tomorrow, February 25th, is UncleBeer’s birthday. So tell him what you think of him. If you can, that is; this isn’t the pit.
Enjoy the attention. Heh.
I knew exactly which mod you meant, just by the title. 
Happy Birthday, UncleBeer! And thank you for always staying just a little bit older than me.
Happy Birthday, UncleBeer! Have a great day~
Eh, he’s no Alphagene.
Is it time for GreatUncleBeer yet? H.B.
Are we chipping in for a gift?
That was my dad’s birthday. <sniff sniff>
Happy B-day, Uncle Beer!
<tossing confetti with wild and reckless abandon>
Happy Birthday UB… hope ya get a Toledo Mudhen hat for the day…
That was my dad’s birthday. <sniff sniff>
Happy B-day, Uncle Beer!
<tossing confetti with wild and reckless abandon>
If he had more beer, he wouldn’t be so grumpy. Let’s all chip in and get him lots and lots. 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UNCLE BEER! YOU’RE MY FAVORITE MODERATOR!
Happy Day, U.B.
Remind me to buy you a drink…what is it that you like…milk? grape Nehi? Eh, I’m sure it will come to me.
Have a good one, Bob. At least you got a birthday thread. 
Happy birthday, Unc, from one grump to another!
- croons loudly and off key *
May you live a thousand years
May you drink a thousand beers
Get plastered
You B * I ain’t swearing as I ain’t in the pit *
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy birthday, UncleBeer! I’ll see if I can get you pitted (again) as my gift to you!
No-one has mentioned his age yet… sensitive subjet?
Hey…it ain’t only his.
It’s like we’re married or something.
31,500 members and only 14 suck-ups? That’s. just. sad. There better be a bunch more here tomorrow.
No. You’re all required to purchase individual gifts. Unless you’re chipping in for something like this.
ShibbOleth will be 41 shortly.
At least I have more hair than you.
But of course he didn’t really want one.
I followed the link and misread it as “Clitori Shotgun” :eek:
Hair-trigger