Hey, how’s it going? I just had some sudden inexplicable urge to start a thread to say hi to you. And to say that I think you’re a pretty cool guy. Uhhh, that’s it I guess.
And for the rest of you, this is your once in a lifetime opportunity to express your fondness for UncleBeer as well. C’mon, have at it.
Well I like the drawing of him in “The SDMB Comic Book”.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40703
Hiya UncelBeer! Happy Moderating!
what, me turn down an opportunity for shameless post pading while simultaneously sucking up to a mod???
Yea, he’s a sweetie (hope he doesn’t mind being called that in public)
I don’t think I’ve actually seen a post from him yet.
How could I not post to the thread celebrating the fabulous man who’s agreed to perform the ritual that will forever tie me to Crunch Frog…
Damn, I didn’t mean to talk myself out of it… 
You’re UncleBeer. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.
Hey.
Smooch!
Problem solved.
Hi there, UncleBeer! 
Sunshiney greetings, oh BeeriestUncle! 
Unca Beer posted a most excellent bean recipe in my Ultimate Recipe Thread. He really does exist.
I think his name says it all. What’s not to like? Kinda reminds me of your favorite Uncle that would slip you a sip of brewski when your parents weren’t looking.
Oh no, now I’ve made him out to be all politically incorrect, giving alcohol to children. I’m banned for sure!
“If wine is the blood of the Gods, what does that make beer?”
::giggle::
I don’t believe in Santa Claus, but I believe in UncleBeer.
As well you should, lola; he’s a scholar and a gentleman, and it was a high honor to slug back a few brewskies with him in Norfolk a month ago.
And I enjoyed his company when we met for dinner and a beer (or was it 6 beers?) in Atlanta.
Well, really I thought he was kind of a prick, but then he went and picked up the tab. So I feel obligated to say something nice here.
He picked up the TAB?!?
Hmph. I guess he had a better time with YOU fuckers than he did with us up in Chicago last November. He took a nickel out of his pocket, I swear Jefferson blinked at the bright light.
…what, didja have sex with him or something?
I have no recollection of what happened after I stepped out of the restaurant.
Strangely enough, I did wake up (several hours later) behind a dumpster. Oh yeah, and my pants were missing.
Harumph. I’m still waiting for him to personally welcome me to the board.
mojo- and I’m still waiting for someone to wait for me to welcome them to the board. Get over it, already.
Uncle is a vewwy nice man. I’ll defend his honor! [rabbit scene from Holy Grail where rabbit with “big nasty pointy teeth” attacks knights]