Who is this Uncle Beer guy?
You got off lucky, I woke up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys missing and a note that said “call 911 if you want to live”.
“Uncle who??”
(VB shamelessly pads his post count and then runs like hell)
He’s a liberal Democrat, who believes that Bill Clinton has been one of our best presidents, and always stand up for Al Gore when he get’s picked on by that vast, right-wing conspiracy. Uncle thinks our taxes are already too darn low, and would like to see more Government to take care of every problem in this country, and around the world.
He is also a member of PETA, a vegetarian, and a tea-toatler.
Did I get everything?
An ode to Unclebeer…
Unclebeer is well fed.
He oft moves my thread.
tradesilicon: Ya missed one thang. UncleBeer looooooovvvves pea soup.
Aside from that, he seems like a nice enough guy…
Yay! I got a response from the man himself. Not exactly a profound, soul-searching, highly personal post, but about as close as you can get with only one word. I bet if we can get this to go to two pages, we’ll get another word from UncleBeer, and, knowing him, it will be just as profound as the first. I really doubt he can top himself though.
[sub]Hey, at least this isn’t as pointless as Kilgore Trout’s BEAR_NENNO thread.[/sub]
::waves::
[pad]Hi Uncle Beer![/pad]
UncleBeer is a mean drunk. :*(
He’s about to become a pretty mean sober, too, concrete.
UncleBeer, he’s our man.
If he can’t do it, Eutychus can.
I can wait for you to welcome me to the board if you’d like, JC.
elelle,
Whadayamean aside from that? That there should qualify in and of itself…
Hi, UncleBeer!
I’ve been waiting for John Corrado to welcome me to the board for as long as I can remember, but I was too shy to say anything.
And hi, Eutychus and manhattan…have I missed any mods? I believe in sucking up efficiently. Not that I’m sucking up, you understand. I truly believe from reading your posts that you’re all fine, intelligent, downright spectacular human beings.
Damn. My populist leanings are now giving me the urge to suck up to everyone in this thread. Okay, you’re all swell!!
The UncleBeer song
[Stone Cutters singing in unison]
Who controls the British crown?
Who moves all my threads around?
He do. He do.
Who can drink and cuss and spit?
Who sends flamers to the pit?
He do. He do.
[/Stone Cutters singing]
::polite golf clap for the stonecutter adaptation::
Very good.
Wait…does that mean that UncleBeer does NOT like pea soup?
How could anyone not like pea soup?
Maybe he just hasn’t tried the RIGHT pea soup.
Hey, Unc, I’m bringing you over some pea soup. But you have to provide your own spoon.
A man with beer in his username is inevitably a superior human being.
InternetLegend said:
On behalf of all of us, I thank you.
[come to my pad]
UncleBeer, may your bar tabs always be light and your beer never be.
[/come to my pad]
I was going to wait for John Corrado to welcome me too. But then I realized that deep, deep down in his heart, he’s thrilled that I’m here, and to verbalize it might be too much for him to bear…