Pay no attention to the moderator behind the curtain!
He’s sucking down a cold one!
'Grats, Unca!
UncleBeer is a moderator now?? Looks like I’ll have to start behaving myself.
{raises a beer to the Uncle} Congrats.
And to that worthless greasy-haired doofus Alphagene, the new Simon Legree-like overseer of the Pit, a hearty “Screw you, pal!”
Congrats, UncleBeer! How about a beer? 
X-files and company, you’ll have to bow and suck up to UncleBeer now. 
Rule with an iron fist, encased in a velvet glove.
I thought that OncleBière was supposed to be the new moderator, what’s going on here? 
Congratulations UncleBeer! I hope you put the P back in MPSIMS. It seems that we’ve been short on pointlessness lately.
Cool, Unclebeer can now bring down the hammer on us. At least we now know an easy way to bribe a moderator. It should be only a few days before we get those pictures of Cecil and Ed at the Christmas party to satisfy our curiosities.
Congratulations, Uncle Beer! So… ummm… do I get any sort of special treatment?
I always knew kissing up would pay off in the end.
So, how many kegs did you have them with?
Congrats, Unc! Hope you still have time to post, too…
Cool, Unclebeer can now bring down the hammer on us. At least we now know an easy way to bribe a moderator. It should be only a few days before we get those pictures of Cecil and Ed at the Christmas party to satisfy our curiosities.
Unclebeer, I am
So pleased for you that I must
Drink a shot for you
Congrats, Unclebeer
Abuse your power only
In my favor, please
WooHoo! Way to go Uncle Beer. Anarchy reigns.
Well, I was going to try to do this up proper-like, and officially welcome UncleBeer as co-moderator of MPSIMS, but I see you guys beat me to it. Luckily UncleBeer needs no introduction, having impressed us all with his intelligence, humor, and willingness to jump on trolls like a ton of bricks. Y’all be nice to him now, hear?
Holy spittle, Batman. You people are completely confused. You’re all required to go buy and read at least one more Straight Dope book; that should help make things clear. I have no magic(k)al powers; I’m merely the lackey of The Great Eutychus, here to perform his dirty work. We can’t have him soiling himself now, can we?
Thanks for the welcome, guys and gals; I appreciate it. Where’s the damn beer?
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Hip, hip hooray to the new Lackey!
Let’s hope you can pick up the slack-y
I hope your moderator mug’s not tacky
With a picture of Frank T.J. Mackey.
Frank T.J. Mackey?
Okay…
Anyways, congrats UncleBeer. May the mundanity flow like beer, and the trolls be as seldom as the cans of Bud Lite.
Hey … I was never told about this! What the f… I can’t help but feel like I’m being wedged out here. I mean firstly everyone else got a mug that said “Staff”; mine said “Stiff.” Then there was the suspiciously “misplaced” invitation to the annual SD Mod orgy where I understand Ed and Tuba demonstrated an inordinate fondless for lap dancing while Lynn showed slides of her yeast infection! Do I detect conspiracy?
Seriously though, a hardy welcome aboard to Uncle Beer, my first offical lackey, although I assume he will be getting the hang of things pretty quickly and soon be hiring lackies of his own.
Now … where’s that cat-o-nine-tails? We got an initiation to tend to.
Now I’m jealous… I want a title! Maybe not Moderator (definitely not Administrator), but can I at least be the Grand Zingy or something? I mean, “Member” is just so mundane and pointless and… oh… now I get it.
So, does this mean that MPSIMS is too big for one mod? Wow, that’s something.
[obvious attempt at gaining favor with new mod]Congratilations Uncle Beer, best of luck with your new responcibilities and please let us know the moment we get out of line .
[/obvious attempt at gaining favor with new mod].
Where’s the beer, Unc?
Sili
Way to go, UncleBeer! Congratulations! So, should I start multiposting in order to give you something to do? 