From Mrs. Minlokwat:
Since I know my hubby, the true minlokwat, enjoys participating in this board of witty exchange and oftentimes riveting retort, I couldn’t help sneak this in here.
So, Minl, if you do happen to jump on this board today I just wanted to say:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the love of my life! 
Love,
Mrs. Minlokwat
It looks like **minlokwat ** must be busy watching football today (as is his god-given right as an American!).
Hey, dude! It would be a cryin’ shame for your lovely wife to go to all the trouble to post a birthday greeting (in clear violation of the “one account=one person, [unless they are Tomndebb]” rule ;)), only to have you completely and utterly fail to notice it. And the Patriots don’t even play until tonight! Hello!!!
Oh, and by the way…
Happy Birthday!
First off, Happy Birthday, minlokwat.
Secondly (and, really, the most important part), I’m afraid we’ll have to close this down. While I recognize your good intentions Mrs. Minlokwat, the best thing for you to have done was register for your own guest account and then post this thread. Currently, according to the Registration Agreement, we allow one person per account, no sharing allowed–even if it is for birthday wishes.
So, again, Happy Birthday to the guy who has a loving wife, and we hope that the Mrs. will come on board and join us for future posts.