I like to take this place to give honor to the most wonderful woman I know. To the woman who saw a guy with a lot of baggage, and who loved me anyway. Who realized she was marrying into a band of lunatics, and still said I do. I’d like to wish you love and wellness on this day, your birthday. I hope I can make it your happiest and exceed that happiness everyday to follows.
Happy Birthday,
I love you much.
Happy birthday, Mrs. Stuffy! (Though why you’d marry a guy who’d put you in a position where someone would say to you, “Happy birthday, Mrs. Stuffy” – forget the towels on the bathroom floor, that seems like a dealbreaker to me. 
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Happy birthday to my friends lovely wife!
Happy B-day Mrs. Stuffy!
Many more!
Damn, I feel like i just insulted her with my coding.
Now this is what I call a birthday post! Right on Stuffy! 
A very happy birthday to Mrs. S! Give your sweetie a great big smooch for being a such a sweet guy and enjoy your day!.
Sheesh, I’m time-challenged. Make that:
Hope you enjoyed your day, Mrs. S. Hey, what the hell, enjoy it some more!
Time challenged, huh? How’s about a day late? :o 
Hope you enjoyed your day, Mrs. Stuffy!
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Happy Birthday! Sounds like you have a wonderful husband.