Happy Christmas Adam-A Christmas MMP

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Pole Dancer and Dasher and Comet and Cupid! - A MMP For The Rest Of Us

It’s Festivus! Whip out your pole, warm up the meatloaf, and let’s Air some Grievances! And the title was chosen because it combines Festivus, Christmas, and Valentine’s Day(we got a lot of VDay cards going to the stores on Tuesday), and because it is slightly naughty. Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to heave. It’s 24 degrees Ferret Height(-4-4 Centipedes) Hijack away!

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