It’s nearly 6.00 pm, New Years Eve, on the East Coast of Aus, and I’d just like to wish all you fucking whingeing, whining, miserable fuckers a Very Fucking Happy New Year.
I, obviously, like to cheer up an Oz’ralian whenever I can so . . . guess what Clive Woodward got in the New Years Honours List. ?
You’re most welcome and Happy New Year!
Yeah? Well you can just fuck off too London-fucking-Calling.
I’ve got 21 hours and 38 minutes to go, and I’m already drunk!
27 and a half hours to go here , Happy New Year you dog felching, pre simian goatse fucker.
Heh location Hawai
Hey wait youre premature by my clock.
Less than five hours to go.
Happy Fucking New Years to you too, Kambuckta.
Yahoo!
20 hours and 20 minutes from now, I am officially unemployed. Happy fucking New Year. I’m going over to Zappo’s place and getting blitzed in celebration of that momentous occasion. 
15 and a half hours to go and im at bloody work!! oh well all the more reason to get tanked tonight 
Four hours and ten minutes to go (AEDST) and the clock is ticking.
Happy Fucking New Years to ya’s all!!
(Oh, and Sucks to those like One and Only who have to work…nyah nyah…[raspberries…bwwwwwwwww]
I thought this was a rant about the fucking ‘celebrations’ of Dec. 31.
You know, either you get hugged by sweaty people in a club, or your chances of a hole in your head are growing, because of the fucking fireworks.
13 hours and 45 minutes to go.
Anyway: Happy fucking new year, kambuckta
Yeah, Gum, I’d go a hole in the head rather than a New Years Cuddle from some psycho on the dance floor. :eek:
Happy fucking New Years to you too. 
As I write this, there has been 149 views of this thread, but only ten replies.
What are you other fuckers doing??
Pop in and say g’day and a happy new fucking year will ya??
Geeeeeeeeeez.
Some people [sigh].
19 hours, 31 minutes to go
I’m still at work for another 3 hours 31 minutes
then sleep for about 8 or so
actually, I rarely celebrate New Years. Just treat it like a vacation day.
2004… Leap Year, Olympics, U. S. Presidential election… whoopie
Buon Fucking Anno and get a wooly dog up ya!
12 hrs 20 min to go.
I do hope everyone has their red panties on for good luck.
And Boys and Girls…DO watch out for falling toilets.
Happy New Year’s fucking to all.
Fuckin’ happy fucking New fucking Year, all you fucking fuckers! Esfuckingpecially you, kamfuckingbuckfuckingta. Now, FUCK OFF!
All the best for 2004, everyone.
明けましたおめでとうFuckingございます!
Akemashita Omedetou Fucking Gozaimasu!
One and a half hours to go.
It’s too fucking hot to do any fucking here, so I’ll just say Happy New Years to all Dopers, everywhere.
Besides I think TheLoadedDog may have just stolen my share of “F” words for the night. Good to see you used them wisely, my friend.
Have I not made myself abundantly clear that there are to be NO joke threads in the Pit? I thought I had. Apparently I haven’t. READ the sticky threads on each forum.
kambuckta, I guess we’ll see you in about a week.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope