"Happy Halloween. You're going to Hell."

[CalMeacham]

Creationist Group Wants You To Tell Trick-Or-Treaters They're Going To Hell | HuffPost Weird News?

Anti-Halloween creationists have some ideas about the holiday that could turn your home into the least popular trick-or-treat stop in the neighborhood.

Instead of handing out candy, Answers in Genesis wants you to give trick-or-treaters fake $1 million bills that warn children of the fiery hell that awaits them.

“Have you ever lied, stolen or used God’s name in vain?” reads part of a fake bill with Noah’s Ark on the front. “The penalty for your crimes against God is death and eternal hell.”

A bill featuring a picture of a dinosaur is just as pleasant.

“Have you ever lied, stolen, hated or dishonored your parents? Have you looked with lust? God says that’s the same as committing adultery in your heart,” a message on the bill reads as it describes the Ten Commandments.

And if you’ve broken any of these rules, you’re doomed: “The penalty of sin is death and eternity in hell.”

Don’t try to hide, either, because “God knows your every thought, word and deed and your conscience confirms that you’re guilty.”

Along with selling packs of the Hell Money, Answers in Genesis is also hawking a “Halloween Learn and Share Kit” which contains both sets of bills, a DVD with an anti-Halloween lecture and an anti-Halloween book that appears to be a printed version of an essay from the evangelical Christian organization’s website.

Pepper Mill wants to send for this stuff. She thinks it’s a hoot.
And…

Have you looked with lust? God says that’s the same as committing adultery in your heart

…How old are the kids doing the Trick or Treating in their neighborhoods?

[ivylass]

What if I look with lust at Ivylad? Is that a sin?

[panache45]

How about Trump looking with lust at his daughter?

[Baker]

Not even Jack Chick always put down Halloween! I remember one of his pamphlets, The Little Princess, in which a brother and sister(she’s very ill) go trick or treating. At one house they get a handful of candy, along with a religious tract. Neither the family of the kids, or the kindly folks who pass out the tracts, seem to thing there’s anything wrong with Halloween., since they both actively participate in it.

[Leo_Krupe]

Don’t try to hide, either, because “God knows your every thought, word and deed and your conscience confirms that you’re guilty.”

So we might as well have a good time!

Toga!
Toga!
Toga!
TOGA!

[MEBuckner]

“Have you ever egged the house of some beady-eyed Bible-thumping loon who gives out whacky religious tracts instead of candy? 'Cause if you do that…uh…you’re going to MEGA-Hell! It’s way worse than regular Hell!”

[Baker]

MEBuckner?

Ego conveniunt cum vestra signature

[G0sp3l]

@panache45

How about Trump looking with lust at his daughter?

As much as I loathe Trump, we have that in common. I look at his daughter with lust also.
One year (as an adult) I went to a church-sponsored halloween house. xist it was terrible. At first it was shake your head amusing, but as we continued it deteriorated to a pathetic “laughing at the mentally challenged” type of not funny.

[asterion]

@ivylass

What if I look with lust at Ivylad? Is that a sin?

Are you Jimmy Carter?

[Channing_Idaho_Banks]

Where do I get these?

[Jackmannii]

It would be fun to take a group of trick or treaters dressed in satanic and lizard costumes over to Jack Chick’s house.

[ZPG_Zealot]

@MEBuckner

“Have you ever egged the house of some beady-eyed Bible-thumping loon who gives out whacky religious tracts instead of candy? 'Cause if you do that…uh…you’re going to MEGA-Hell! It’s way worse than regular Hell!”

I hope all the ultra-religious fanatic anti-Halloween people around my neighborhood (unfortunately, we have a few) hand out tracts, so I don’t have to worry about the kids throwing eggs or toilet paper around my place.

[gytalf2000]

@G0sp3l

One year (as an adult) I went to a church-sponsored halloween house. xist it was terrible. At first it was shake your head amusing, but as we continued it deteriorated to a pathetic “laughing at the mentally challenged” type of not funny.

“Laughing at the mentally challenged” – yeah, I know exactly what you mean! I went to one of those church-related halloweeny-type things a few years back. It was pretty bland and pathetic!

[Guinastasia]

Damn, why don’t I ever find any messed up tracts in my area? You guys get all the fun.

:mad:

[Little_Nemo]

I think that we need to face the thought-provoking questions this campaign has raised.

Namely, why don’t we have dinosaurs on real money?

[Lok]

@G0sp3l

As much as I loathe Trump, we have that in common. I look at his daughter with lust also.

Which one?

[Tim_T-Bonham.net]

See Landover Baptist

Products:
Please, Baby Jesus! Don’t Send Us to Hell For Celebrating Halloween! cards
No thank you Satan. I don’t celebrate your birthday. cards

[appleaday]

For a moment I thought Landover was a real church.

[dtilque]

@Little_Nemo

I think that we need to face the thought-provoking questions this campaign has raised.

Namely, why don’t we have dinosaurs on real money?

Andrew Jackson and Ulysses Grant aren’t dinosaurs? How about Ben Franklin?

[gytalf2000]

@t-bonham@scc.net

See Landover Baptist

Products:
Please, Baby Jesus! Don’t Send Us to Hell For Celebrating Halloween! cards
No thank you Satan. I don’t celebrate your birthday. cards

Hilarious! I hadn’t paid the Landover site a visit in quite a while.