Happy Ides of March!

Happy Ides of March, everybody! Remember, today’s a great day to assassinate a democratically elected leader who’s consolidating power in a bid to grab complete control of the country. :slight_smile:

So, you’ve been talking to Pat Robertson again?

Whoo-hoo! I’m your vehicle, baby.

I was writing a check today at the paint store and noticed the Ides.

Being happy with that, I mentioned it to the sales associate. He said, “What?”

“It’s the Ides of March, man. THE IDES!” ::pointing pen in a fairly meanacing manner::

“______________?” ::waiting for check to be written::

“Beware the Ides of March…” ::finished writing check::

::transaction completed in silence::

They probably thought I wasn’t wearing a respirator.

fucking smilies…

So when do we go into Iran?

I’ve always wanted to have a t-shirt that says:

Front: Celebrate the Ides of March

Back: Stab a friend today!

The Ides of March are come . . .