Happy Ides of March, everybody! Remember, today’s a great day to assassinate a democratically elected leader who’s consolidating power in a bid to grab complete control of the country. 
So, you’ve been talking to Pat Robertson again?
Whoo-hoo! I’m your vehicle, baby.
I was writing a check today at the paint store and noticed the Ides.
Being happy with that, I mentioned it to the sales associate. He said, “What?”
“It’s the Ides of March, man. THE IDES!” ::pointing pen in a fairly meanacing manner::
“______________?” ::waiting for check to be written::
“Beware the Ides of March…” ::finished writing check::
::transaction completed in silence::
They probably thought I wasn’t wearing a respirator.
fucking smilies…
So when do we go into Iran?
I’ve always wanted to have a t-shirt that says:
Front: Celebrate the Ides of March
Back: Stab a friend today!
The Ides of March are come . . .