Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?
Are you friggin’ new? Ignoring for a minute your snotty, condescending attitude, if yer gonna pull shit out of your ass, you could at least have the class to make it interesting.
Firefighters are DUMB?!?! They aren’t good at their jobs? There are lots of fires in California and that makes firefighters incompetent?
Seriously - lay down the hash pipe, pull your head out of your ass, and quit being such an unmitigated twat.
Maybe he is dreaming of a future where the only thing that firemen do is burn books?
Remember Mary Harts Legs? He had wacky ideas about firefighting also. Called it corporate welfare or something and argued that most fires didn’t need firemen to be dealt with. So he thought we should get rid of fire departments.
No accounting for that kind of stupid.
Based on this post alone, I have two words for Happy Wanderer, but since he thinks I’m dumber than the average bear, and just some dumbass macho jock, I’m not going to even dignify it with a low-class response.
Besides, I’m a lady, and I have standards.
Oh, what the hell.
Fuck off, Happy Wanderer.
It took me months of training to get my EMT and Firefighter certifications, and I’m damn proud of them. I’m proud of the vollie tag on my car, I love taking my gear in to work and doing the Fire Safety demos for the kids, I love doing tours at my station, I love helping people on medical calls.
I even like when we go on calls and little kids say, “Look, it’s a girl fireman!” 
So, yeah, fuck you, Happy Wanderer. Sideways. With a pike pole.
Just fuck off.
I disagree with the OP. Clearly, whatever is in** Happy Wandering Fuckwit’s ** hash pipe is some primo stuff. It oughta be passed around.
Oh Lord. Note to self-do NOT piss off BiblioCat. An angry lady with a halligan bar is Not A Good Thing™. Since you have this assignment under control, I’ll return the balance of equipment. 
Meh. Apparently a controlled burn went wrong in HW’s neighborhood (maybe that’s where he got the name?) and now he’s pissed off at all firefighters. Understandable. Short-sighted and ignorant, but understandable.
Do not feed the head case.
My brother is a firefighter although I think he does mostly admin work now. Years ago I used to taunt him about how little he worked. I stay with them when I visit and he regularly goes to work at night and comes home in the morning having slept all night. I suggested that the city has too many fire stations and they should close all but one. He laughed and said, “Well the politicians will love boasting about the few dollars in rate savings but I think they may struggle explaining that, in return, if your kitchen catches fire your house will probably burn to the ground.”
You’d never piss me off, danceswithcats. As a fellow firefighter, I’m counting on you to back me up in an emergency situation. 
Aww. Looks like somebody got his hand nipped by a Dalmatian when he was a kid!
Very nicely put. I’ve been volunteering for 26 years and I can’t recall ever hearing a better summation. That would look good in 6 inch reflexite on the side of an engine company.
Jim
Happy Wanderer is to firefighters as pseudotron ruber ruber is to Xians.
Lib piling on?
Fixed spilling?
My guess is that he’s really Senator Conrad Burns. After all, he’s got nothing else to do all day than post to a message board since the voters dumped him in November.
Thanks, Alice, for starting this thread. I was much kinder to HW than I wanted to be in the referenced OP because of the location of that thread but now I feel free to vent:
Fuck you, HW, with something corrosive that sets your “shiny metal ass” on fire. With no firefighters around to put it out. All three of my maternal uncles were firefighters. We never saw a Christmas with all of our family there - because one of them was always on duty. One of my uncles has a horrible scar - because he was hit in the face with a blazing brick in the days before faceplates. All of my uncles have babies named after them - because they delivered them. All of my uncles have entered blazing houses and saved someone’s life. All of my uncles worked second jobs, because risking their lives didn’t pay enough to support their families.
Not smart? My youngest uncle worked and attended college - and worked his way up to Chief. His turds are smarter than you are.
The sad thing to me is that any one of the firefighters you have so cheerfully and repeatedly insulted would risk their life to save your worthless ass.
Is that a comment about my weight? Or have the other posts that mention PRR vanished?
That’s corect.
I’m curious to know what the original spilling (or spelling) looked like, if “pseudotron” was considered close enough to leave as it was.
Sadly, the word I misspelled was “as”. 
Oh, that’s alright then.
Sorry, mi bad.
Is it possible for one’s foot to go numb from kicking a moron’s ass in the pit?
Halligan? pfft.
Jaws…chainsaw…master stream device of your choice :eek:
I’m sure one of you guys is better on the pumping side than I…how much nozzle pressure would it take to blow Happy wanderer’s head out of his ass.
I’m thinking about 75psi on a straight stream at the end of a 2 1/2 should do it nicely.
Extra credit for just enough anal nozzle reaction to lift him no more than 1" off the ground.