Stormy, a 1500 lb heifer escapes from a live nativity twice overnight. Once onto I-95 & once to the 4th floor(!) of a parking garage.
Multiple video clips in this story.
I hear she was able to dislocate her left shank at will in order to escape from the straight jacket, and she could regurgitate lock picks also. Really ironic would be her doing the milk can escape.
“Stupid specists won’t cast me as Mary just 'cause I’m a BBB*? Udderly ridiculous. I’m outta here.”
*Big Beautiful Bovine
Meh! Let me know if baby Jesus walks out, then I will be impressed.
Give it 3 days…or…something.