Harry Potter Anyone?

We are facing a crisis at hogwarts and i need some insight into the future.

If any of you have read the Harry Potter books then whats gonna happen in the next books. I wonder what comes up and lets see if it turns out to be true.

My prediction is that Sirius will go free and Harry will live with him. Also Voldermort will be very very strong and the ministry will be powerless against him. Only Dumbledore and some wizards and witches who separated from the ministry will be in some position to fight him.

Well i dunno really…Lets see if i can get some witty responses.

P.S This is my first post so hi everyone :slight_smile:

Hey Dumbly-dore. Just wading through the most recent one myself. Given the progression in the books, my guess is that some bonking is likely to feature in the next one. BTW, if you haven’t seen it yet, there is a Harry Potter thread running here. It got moved to IMHO - sigh - and you can find it by clicking here.

yeah i bet he does get boinked soon, but highly unlikely ot be mentioned in the books though('cause of young readers awwwwwww…man, i was really wondering what magic sex would be like)I am also predicting a very strong chance of a Ron and Hermoine affair, something i kinda guessed from the start of their love-hate relationship. i bet a new girl is introduced for Harry or it might be Cho Chang. I wonder if Cho Chang is chinese. Also poor Ginny might find someone else.

Sirius is free, professor, and living with Blackbeak.

Forget magic boinking. What I want to know is what kind of revenge curses can be found in Hexes for Your Exes by Psyche Hose-Beast.

Predictions?

Harry gets a little lip action next time around, hopefully with Cho.

Hermione gets a relationship - either with Ron or with Victor.

Fred and George start their joke shop.

We get to meet some old chums of Lily Potter’s.

Lupin shows back up again.

We find out why Snape left the Death Eaters.

Oh, and punha, that’s *Buckbeak.

Harry is not going to get boinked. The kid is what - 13 or 14 years old? Maybe some kissing, but these are children’s books.

I am really curious about snape’s story, why he left the death eaters but first…
Forget magic boinking. What I want to know is what kind of revenge curses can be found in Hexes for Your Exes by Psyche Hose-Beast.

um…mmm…arghhhhhh…can’t think of any gruesome enough. :confused

          **Any ideas anyone?**

I am really curious about snape’s story, why he left the death eaters but first…
Forget magic boinking. What I want to know is what kind of revenge curses can be found in Hexes for Your Exes by Psyche Hose-Beast.

um…mmm…arghhhhhh…can’t think of any gruesome enough. :confused

ok here’s one:
The itchyballo curse:
makes your partners balls itch continuously.
The wobblywiener curse:
self explanatory
Any ideas anyone?

Voldemort plans, and executes, yet more evil stuff.

[Pedantry]

He’ll be 15 in the next book.

Each book is a year, starting at or around his birthday. 11 in Sorcerer’s Stone, 12 in Chamber of Secrets, 13 in Prisoner of Azkaban, 14 in Goblet of Fire, 15, 16, and 17 in the next 3 books in the series, at which point he’ll graduate, and the series will presumably end.

[/Pedantry]

Carry on.

          Duh.... :rolleyes: