Ooh… I know one I know one (and am first to get to it).
Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon 2.
“Stick Around”
“Wipe yourself off… You’re dead!”
“Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would’ve immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.”
“I’ve learned to live with a lot of things.”
“I thought you would appreciate it, Vile One. You always did favor a short stake.”
“A knife always works.”
“Hand this Texan his ass.”
Zorg to the Mangalores in “The Fifth Element”
Rao to Venandakatra in “Tide of Victory” (I think - one of the Belisarius books anyway)
“Now, we’re going to give you a demonstration of why you will obey every order which XXX gives you, without argument or hesitation.”
“We call it crucifixion.”
"Did you deem yourself strong, because you were able to twist the heads off civilized folk, poor weaklings with muscles like rotten string? Hell! Break the neck of a wild XXX bull before you call yourself strong. I did that, before I was a full-grown man — like this!”
(XXX = deleted to prevent them from being too easy.)
Yup.
To Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg/Gary Oldman, to be specific.
It isn’t the Mangalore leader - that’s Aknot, and he’s the one that gets shot in the head in the “anyone else want to negotiate?” scene.
Zorg about the Mangalores, not to - he says it to his assistant.
I think that’s Conan. Not sure which story though.
That’s Arnold in Predator to…not sure, I think just a random bad guy that he threw a knife at.
“You’re luggage.”
“Deservin’s got nuthin’ to do with it.”
“Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.”
“One ugly motherfucker.”
Arnold to unnamed crocodilian, Eraser.
Arnie to the Predator after it takes off its mask.
Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven, to Gene Hackman.
Bruce Willis in Die Hard.
A great line, Shatner’s timing was at its best in that film.
“Dick, you’re fired.”
Also a nice line.
Ash to the demon possessed mother from the cellar in Evil Dead II.
Its from one of the Rush Hour films, I can’t remember the name of Chris Tucker’s character though.
Just thought about this thread, Max’s last words to Billy were great, the instructions on how to get himself unshackled from a car about to explode;
Intended last words:
“You have six minutes – the same six minutes you gave me.”
Sean Bean’s 00n to Pierce Brosnan’s 007, where n<>7 and n<10
Steven Seagal’s “Marked For Death,” where it turns out the Jamaican drug posse was led by two identical twins.
We’re both right!
That’s a Smith & Wesson, and you’ve had your six.