Have morning sex, live healthier!!

I enjoy morning sex.

I enjoy afternoon sex more.

I enjoy evening sex more than both combined.

I’d rather have morning sex than no sex at all.

Does that screw up anybody’s poll?

My SO is a Morning Sex Kind Of Guy. While I enjoy it–particularly if my sleep is disturbed by the stimulation of Certain Parts–I’m just not awake enough to get into it the way that I get into sex when I’m all there. If that makes any sense.

From my experience, my nerve endings are just as sleepy as I am. That doesn’t mean they don’t fire, it just means that they don’t skyrocket. A girl doesn’t get wet as quickly as a guy gets an erection. (Just IME.)

I enjoy morning sex–and it gets me off–but to me it’s like dessert. It doesn’t make up a whole meal. It’s a treat. It isn’t an entree.

This explanation makes sense to me, even if it confuses others.

:smiley:

leemee lone…sleepun

what madmonk said. Maybe it’s an Indonesia thing.

“Uncle George and Auntie Mabel
Fainted at the breakfast table
Children, let this be a warning
Never do it in the morning”

I’m a healthy mofo right now. Thank you GF.

Both.

My question is, does it have to be morning local time?

Regards,
Shodan

It’s always morning somewhere.

  • sigh -

I went to the Queen’s University in Belfast and tried to find a link. But searching for ‘sex’ pulled up 1157 research references. Maybe I’ll try again with ‘morning’, but you just know that the real title wouldn’t say anything as mundane as ‘morning’.

Especially in majestic Morning Wood Estates, where the birds are always singing, the sun is always shining, and I have to pee on the ceiling.

Regards,
Shodan

I’m not a morning person, but mornings are often the most convenient time so when a naked girl gets in bed with me, I rise to the occasion. <ba da boom, thank you, thank you!>

Absolutely my favorite time of the day to indulge.

My wife? Not so much. :frowning:

What d’you do with your computer ?

(I’m just curious about the position) :smiley:

My fiancee is primarily into it in the morning.

Me, I feel approximately like a hideous, shambling thing until I’ve had a shower and two cups of coffee. Oh yeah, baby.

So, instead of “let’s make love,” a pre-shower shag would be “let’s make Lovecraft?”

I must say, it’s certainly beats using your coffee break for actually drinking coffee.

Noting the picture at the top of the linked article: do the health benefits apply to doing it with any woman, or only with Angelina Jolie?

That’s hawt.

Hey now, My computer is compliant with multi access points. And she hardly ever complains. :stuck_out_tongue:

This.

That’s so weird. I had no idea there were actually people who didn’t like morning sex.

Me too, only, husband :frowning: