Just wondering.
No. Probably tastes like crap anyway.
I suspect for many, this will come down to a matter of semantics , ie., technically do you eat a milksake, or do you drink one?
No. Well, yes. We all have undoubtedly ingested fecal matter at some point. Hell, we all may ingest fecal matter on a daily basis: human and otherwise.
A book I’ve mentioned many times on this Board, End Product: The First Taboo by Dan Sabbath, contains at least one account of this. No doubt there are others. End Product is an unbelievably odd book on the topic of feces. I’ve only ever seen the one copy, which I own. But it’s listed on Amazon and Alibris:
Does cow shit count? I’ve eaten magic mushrooms, which generally grow in cow dung. Of course, they were washed, but I’m sure there were some trace remnants in there (they certainly taste like shit).
You know the kinds of things that can fall into an industrial sausage press? Not excluding rodent hairs and… bug excrement?
Would you believe me if I said no?
The closest I ever came and it was never really close is when I shopped a local fruit market and noticed some globs on the raw beets. I thoroughly wash all my vegetables, but I expect to start with something that at least appears unpolluted. I have never purchased raw beets since.
That’s all I got. Happy trolling.
Yes, I once ate my own fecal matter.
Care to elucidate?
I’m too full from eating eight spiders. I can barely get though them in a year.
They must be big spiders.
Well, I was quite young at the time, and after my evening bath my mother went out to buy a pack of cigarettes. She put me in some sort of box (It was pretty big), but forgot to wrap me up in a diaper. So I shat myself and ate it. I apparently didn’t like it, at least according to my mother.
Good lord no.
I haven’t, but I’ve seen it done on the Internet Machine I keep at my house.
Helluva device, that thing.
There was that time I was trying to prove to those jealous perverts Connie and Raymond Marble that *I *was the filthiest person alive . . . No, wait, that wasn’t me.
Do not accuse others of trolling in this forum, Al Bundy. Do so, if you must, in the Pit.
Since you’re taking a poll, I’ll move this from MPSIMS to IMHO.
I had campylobacter once, and was sick for two weeks. So it’s a possibility.