Have You Ever? - Form

Stolen Anything: Yes. Money from my moms wallet (although she knew the whole time). It was sort of an unspoken arrangement because neither one of us wanted to make lunch. When my younger brothers and sisters got to high school mom actually GAVE them money.

Been Drunk Before Noon: No, unless you define before noon as 1 or 2am. How on earth do you wake up and have enough time to get drunk before noon? I dunno, I was blessed/cursed with a high alcohol tolerance.

Had Sex In A Public Place: Is a gym a public place?

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Oh probably, but nothing springs to mind…it’s not like I’ve never lied in my life.

Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes

Been Arrested: No

Littered: No, I don’t think I have. At least not in recent memory, anyhow. I give so much shit to smokers for dropping cigarette butts on the ground so how big of a hypocrite would I be if I littered myself?

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes, I work in the film industry after all (not high up though, lol) so if you have a loose enough definition of co-worker I’m doing it right now.

Cheated On A Test: Yes, my friends and I actually turned it into a game

Cheated In A Relationship: No, I’ve flirted on occasion though

Failed A Class: Yup, second year accounting. I never showed up to class so I’m not sure how I was expected to pass.

Wished You Were Someone Else: No, I have wished for others’ success, however.

Cried During A Movie: Yes, I don’t bawl, but I get teary eyed.

Had A One Night Stand: Yes, not many, and not my choice (I tried not to take it personally, lol)

Wish Death On Someone: I can honestly answer no to this one.

Been mean to someone for no good reason: Not intentionally.

Have You Ever?

Stolen Anything: No

Been Drunk Before Noon: No

Had Sex In A Public Place: No

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yep

Got A Speeding Ticket: No

Been Arrested: No

Littered: Yes

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: No

Cheated On A Test: No

Cheated In A Relationship: No

Failed A Class: No

Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes

Cried During A Movie: Yes, all the time

Had A One Night Stand: No
Wish Death On Someone: Yes
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes

Have You Ever?

Stolen Anything:
No.

Been Drunk Before Noon:
No. (Well, maybe if you count still being drunk when I woke up, which sucked. I’ve never gotten drunk in the morning.)

Had Sex In A Public Place:
Hard to say, actually. Does it count if it was way out in a national park, or a desert, or halfway up a mountain with no one but my partner around? Technically, it was public land, and anyone could have walked up on us, but I don’t think it’s what people usually mean by this. I guess I’ll go with “No”.

Got Caught Telling A Lie:
Probably a few times as a kid. I don’t recall any specific instances, though.

Got A Speeding Ticket:
Yes.

Been Arrested:
No.

Littered:
No.

Fantasized About A Co-Worker:
Oh, yes.

Cheated On A Test:
No.

Cheated In A Relationship:
No.

Failed A Class:
No.

Wished You Were Someone Else:
No.

Cried During A Movie:
No, but I’ve gotten choked up a few times.

Had A One Night Stand:
Yes.

Wish Death On Someone:
Yes.

Been mean to someone else for no good reason:
No. I have said or done things that turned out hurtful, but not with the intent of causing pain to someone who didn’t deserve it. I like to tease and joke, and sometimes it goes awry, but I try to make amends if I realize I’ve caused unintended pain.

(I have been deliberately mean to people who, in my judgment, deserved it. I’m mostly a big softy, though.)

Stolen Anything:Not that I can think of.
Been Drunk Before Noon:no, unless I was still drunk from the night before :slight_smile:
Had Sex In A Public Place:yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: yes
Got A Speeding Ticket: yes
Been Arrested: no
Littered: no
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: yes
Cheated On A Test: no
Cheated In A Relationship: no
Failed A Class: no
Wished You Were Someone Else: no
Cried During A Movie: yes
Had A One Night Stand: yes
Wish Death On Someone: no
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: no

Yes to everything except cheating on a test and being mean. Although, I probably did some minor cheating and may have been mean to someone when I was very young. I don’t remember it though.

Stolen Anything: Yes
Been Drunk Before Noon: No
Had Sex In A Public Place: No
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Not in years, but yes.
Got A Speeding Ticket: No
Been Arrested: No
Littered: Yes
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: No
Cheated On A Test: No
Cheated In A Relationship: No
Failed A Class: No
Wished You Were Someone Else: No
Cried During A Movie: No
Had A One Night Stand: No
Wish Death On Someone: No
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: no

Have You Ever?

Been Drunk Before Noon: Only if you count all-nighters

Been Arrested: No

Cheated On A Test: No

Yes to everything else

yes

Stolen Anything: Yes, when I was very young
Been Drunk Before Noon: No
Had Sex In A Public Place: No, but I almost did!
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes, saying I’d practiced the piano when I was a kid, but I actually hadn’t (I hated piano practice)
Got A Speeding Ticket: Oh, yes
Been Arrested: No
Littered: No - hate it!
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Most definitely
Cheated On A Test: Never
Cheated In A Relationship: Never
Failed A Class: Once (Econ 101 in college)
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes, but never for very long
Cried During A Movie: More often than I care to admit
Had A One Night Stand: Yes, once, but I wish it had been only the first of many nights
Wish Death On Someone: Now and then, but not lately
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Now and then, but again, not lately

Stolen Anything: Yep, but only from really big chain stores. That makes it okay, doesn’t it?:o
Been Drunk Before Noon:A couple of times. I don’t handle my depression very well.
Had Sex In A Public Place: I don’t know. If you count in cars on streets or parked at a park. Oh, on my front porch the other night. Too many coronas!
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Unfortunately, this past year this has happened quite a bit.
Got A Speeding Ticket: Again, this past year, it’s happened quite a bit!
Been Arrested: Nope. Yay!
Littered: Unfortunately yes. Not very proud of it, but I have.
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: I have this tall dark and handsome co-worker right now…I’d love to lick him all over!
Cheated On A Test: A few times.
Cheated In A Relationship: Um, this week on the porch…it wasn’t entirely consensual, tho.
Failed A Class: I failed my whole freshman year! But graduated on time with extra credits.
Wished You Were Someone Else: A lot of times. Sometimes I’m kind of a screw up, but it’s never to intentionally hurt anyone.
Cried During A Movie: Oh yes, I’m a crybaby.
Had A One Night Stand: I’ve had about 60 one night stands.
Wish Death On Someone:Not seriously.
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: No, that’s one good thing I can say about myself. I’m pretty good at befriending the underdog.

Yes - Stolen Anything
No - Been Drunk Before Noon
No - Had Sex In A Public Place
No - Got Caught Telling A Lie
No - Got A Speeding Ticket
No - Been Arrested
No - Littered
Yes - Fantasized About A Co-Worker
Yes - Cheated On A Test - I could answer either way on this. I solved the problems for myself, working from compressed notes, but officially it was a “no notes” test
No - Cheated In A Relationship
No - Failed A Class
No - Wished You Were Someone Else
No - Cried During A Movie
No - Had A One Night Stand
Yes - Wish Death On Someone
No - Been mean to someone else for no good reason

Stolen Anything: Yes.

Been Drunk Before Noon: No.

Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes.

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes.

Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes.

Been Arrested: Yes.

Littered: Yes.

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes.

Cheated On A Test: Yes.

Cheated In A Relationship: Yes.

Failed A Class: Yes.

Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes.

Cried During A Movie: Yes.

Had A One Night Stand: Yes.

Wish Death On Someone: Yes.

Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes.

Good thing I don’t drink, or I’d have a perfect score.

Stolen Anything: Yes, by accident though. It was an away swim meet, and I threw a pair of sweat pants into my bag. I never did get to return them, and I still have them.
Been Drunk Before Noon: Nyet.
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes, but nothing exciting comes to mind
Got A Speeding Ticket: sigh too many times to count…and I’m only 21
Been Arrested: Nyet
Littered: Things have blown away from me while eating outside, but never directly. I still can’t believe people do this. I’ve reported many people to our local mayor’s office (there’s a separate line for incidents such as these) who have out of their cars.
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Probably
Cheated On A Test: Nyet
Cheated In A Relationship: Nyet
Failed A Class: Almost. Dropped it so I wouldn’t have.
Wished You Were Someone Else: Perhaps momentarily, but never for a period of time.
Cried During A Movie: Of course. I have some human parts to me
Had A One Night Stand: Nope
Wish Death On Someone: Mmm…yes. Not in a reasoned state of mind, of course.
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Today? No, not today

Stolen Anything: Yes
Been Drunk Before Noon: Nope, but I have been stoned before noon.
Had Sex In A Public Place: No
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes
Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes
Been Arrested: No
Littered: Yes, though not since I was a dumb kid.
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes
Cheated On A Test: No
Cheated In A Relationship: No
Failed A Class: No
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes
Cried During A Movie: Yes
Had A One Night Stand: Yes
Wish Death On Someone: Yes
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes - again, dumb kid thing.

Never been arrested (but that’s just plain old luck, really).

Yes to the rest.

Stolen Anything:
Yes, though not since elementary school.

Been Drunk Before Noon:
No

Had Sex In A Public Place:
No

Got Caught Telling A Lie:
Not that i recall, seems likely that it’s happened once or twice though.

Got A Speeding Ticket:
No

Been Arrested:
No

Littered:
No

Fantasized About A Co-Worker:
No

Cheated On A Test:
Once

Cheated In A Relationship:
No

Failed A Class:
Lots of times

Wished You Were Someone Else:
Yes

Cried During A Movie:
Yes

Had A One Night Stand:
No

Wish Death On Someone:
No

Been mean to someone else for no good reason:
No

Stolen Anything: Ayup. On the way to school, my friends and I used to stop by the grocery store and steal cigarettes while the cashier was stocking shelves. I’d go to hell for that if I believed in hell.
Been Drunk Before Noon: Yep, but not recently.
Had Sex In A Public Place: Nope
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Uh huh
Got A Speeding Ticket: No, not even a warning
Been Arrested: Yes, for inciting a riot
Littered: Yes, but not after the age of 25
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Nope. I always worked with fat middle-aged women and gay men.
Cheated On A Test: No way. What’s the fun in that?
Cheated In A Relationship: No, but I once kissed a guy and got caught by my boyfriend. His reaction is what convinced me never to cheat.
Failed A Class: No
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yup
Cried During A Movie: No. I’ve cried during books, though.
Had A One Night Stand: Yes. It was boring.
Wish Death On Someone: Yes. It didn’t come true (yet).
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes, as a youngster

Stolen Anything: once.
Been Drunk Before Noon: never been drunk.
Had Sex In A Public Place: nope.
Got Caught Telling A Lie: yes.
Got A Speeding Ticket: nope.
Been Arrested: no.
Littered: yeah, rarely.
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: ewwwww! NO!
Cheated On A Test: once.
Cheated In A Relationship: no.
Failed A Class: got failed in several, but I still claim it wasn’t my fault :stuck_out_tongue: one of the teachers even admitted he’d failed me due to social bigotry on his part…
Wished You Were Someone Else: yeah but not a specific someone else, just your generic “why did I have to be me!”
Cried During A Movie: thinks I think not.
Had A One Night Stand: no, closest I came was a one-weekend upgrade from friend to with benefits
Wish Death On Someone: yes
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: hey, whenever I am mean it is always for a good reason! :stuck_out_tongue:

Yes to all of them, though the death wish wasn’t very serious (mainly because I don’t believe in wishing).

Yes to all but the last two.

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