Have You Ever? - Form

In My Humble Opinion
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Stolen Anything: Yes, but not in more than 20 years.

Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes, but I was working nights so I don’t know if that really counts.

Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes.

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes

Got A Speeding Ticket: Once, in 1992

Been Arrested: Yes. Charge dismissed at my arraignment.

Littered: Yes

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Fantasized about many, had sex with three

Cheated On A Test: No

Cheated In A Relationship: No. Any sex outside any relationships were either on breaks or during my one open relationship.

Failed A Class: Yep. Twice. Re-took them and made up the grades.

Wished You Were Someone Else: Sure, but not as a regular thing. I like who I am the vast majority of the time.

Cried During A Movie: Of course. Like Mom always said, “If you’re not willing to cry, you don’t deserve to laugh.”

Had A One Night Stand: Numerous.

Wish Death On Someone: Yes.

Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes, although one thing I like about myself is my willingness to apologize and make amends as soon as I realize I’ve done it.

62

Stolen Anything: Yes, from workplaces only.
Been Drunk Before Noon: No.
Had Sex In A Public Place: No.
Got Caught Telling A Lie: I don’t recall specifically. Probably.
Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes.
Been Arrested: No.
Littered: No.
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: No.
Cheated On A Test: I helped other cheat a bit. Does that count?
Cheated In A Relationship: No.
Failed A Class: No.
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes.
Cried During A Movie: Not in a theatre, but privately, yes.
Had A One Night Stand: no.
Wish Death On Someone: Yes, but I quit doing that.
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: No.

63

Have You Ever?

Stolen Anything: Yes

Been Drunk Before Noon: No, unless you count the one time I woke up in the morning still a little drunk from the night before.

Had Sex In A Public Place: No

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes

Got A Speeding Ticket: No

Been Arrested: No

Littered: No

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes

Cheated On A Test: No

Cheated In A Relationship: No

Failed A Class: No

Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes

Cried During A Movie: Yes

Had A One Night Stand: Yes
Wish Death On Someone: Yes
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: No

64

never been arrested

no speeding ticket

never cheated on a test

never stolen anything

never failed a class

65

Stolen Anything:
----Yes.

Been Drunk Before Noon:
----Yes, but to be fair it wasn’t my noon. I’m a night shifter, so my noon is midnight

Had Sex In A Public Place:
-----No. I don’t think I ever could

Got Caught Telling A Lie:
-----Yes, when I was a little kid. These days I lie more believably

Got A Speeding Ticket:
-----Yes, but only one

Been Arrested:
-----No

Littered:
-----Yes

Fantasized About A Co-Worker:
-----yes

Cheated On A Test:
-----Yes

Cheated In A Relationship:
-----Ashamedly, yes.

Failed A Class:
-----No.

Wished You Were Someone Else:
-----Hell yes. Doesn’t everyone?

Cried During A Movie:
-----All the freakin’ time. I’m a faucet sometimes.

Had A One Night Stand:
-----Yes

Wish Death On Someone:
-----Oh yeah.

Been mean to someone else for no good reason:
-----Yes

66

No
No
No
No
Yes
No
No
No
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
No

As for wishing death on someone, I would have killed them at the time if it had been in my power to do so. But now I’d turn them over to the cops.

67

Stolen Anything: Yes. Lots of interdepartmental theft while in the navy(stealing the other departments tools) or snagging tools the shipyard left untended. Lots of computer piracy. Straight up stolen a few other things from jobsites, but never anything worth more than a few bucks.

Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes. Still been drinking before noon as well. Now I work nights so drunk before noon is just normal.

Had Sex In A Public Place: Nope.

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yep. Didnt think they would check the entry logs… >_<

Got A Speeding Ticket: 2 warnings, no ticket.

Been Arrested: Yep. Public Intox. Turned over to shore patrol. Not fun.

Littered: Lots.

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Sexual? Yep. Fantasized jabbing something sharp into certain coworkers temples as well… :smiley:

Cheated On A Test: Many times.

Cheated In A Relationship: Sort of. It was a rather open relationship, so I don’t count it as cheating, but others might.

Failed A Class: Once. Foods, in High School. I flat out refused to do homework on food, and unfortunately the class was big on homework. Got an A on all the cooking assignments though.

Wished You Were Someone Else: No. Wished I had some attribute another possessed, but never completely wished to be that person.

Cried During A Movie: Long, long ago, when I was short, I cried during ‘Where the Red Fern Grows’.

Had A One Night Stand: Plenty. Good, clean fun.
Wish Death On Someone: Sorta. Never really seriously.
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: No, not for no reason at all. Occasionally for bad reasons, though.

68

Stolen Anything: Yes, as a teenager.

Been Drunk Before Noon: Only from drinking all night long.

Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes, several parking lots (airport, restaraunt, apt complex). Also once at work in a locked lab.

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Probably, again as a teenager.

Got A Speeding Ticket: Two weeks ago. :frowning: My first in 15 years, but for 35 over the limit.

Been Arrested: No.

Littered: Yes, but not in a long time.

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Continuously throughout my life…

Cheated On A Test: Never.

Cheated In A Relationship: Never.

Failed A Class: Never.

Wished You Were Someone Else: Sure. Only in a day-dream sort of way.

Cried During A Movie: Yes.

Had A One Night Stand: Yes, several, in my 20s… None of them were really any fun however.
Wish Death On Someone: No.
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes. Once. I made a woman that I had not seen in 10 years cry at a party. Basically I called her stupid and went through a detailed list of reasons why this was so (we were talking about the environment, nuclear power specifically). I don’t know why I did it, I actually really liked her and had a crush on her 10 years before. I was single and she was coming on to me at the party and I just crushed her… :frowning:

69

No- Never Stolen anything physical. In college, however, I used fake (or someone elses) phone card numbers to make long distance phone calls.
Yes - Drunk before noon. But not often. Once or twice lifetime.
Yes - Sex in Public, but never observed. (woods, etc)
Yes - Caught Lying-- I say “yes” but I don’t recall a specific. I’m just sure it must have happened.
Yes - Speeding Ticket–sure, several times.
No - Arrested
No - Littered
Yes - Fantasized re: coworker. Even married two.
No - Cheated on test
Yes - Cheated in relationship (several times, but never again!)
No - Failed Class
No - Wished I was Someone Else
Yes - Cried During Movie
Yes - One Night Stand (several–no regrets)
No - Wished Death on Someone, except in war
Yes - not mean too much, never without a good reason that I recall.

70

Have You Ever?

Been Drunk Before Noon: Probably, but I don’t remember when.

Cheated In A Relationship: No

Had A One Night Stand: No

All others range from yes to oh hell yes.

What do I win?

71

Have You Ever?

Stolen Anything:
No.
Been Drunk Before Noon:
Lots.
Got A Speeding Ticket:
No.
Been Arrested:
Holy crap, no.
Littered:
No.
Fantasized About A Co-Worker:
Yes.
Cheated On A Test:
Yes.
Cheated In A Relationship:
Yes.
Failed A Class:
Many times.
Wished You Were Someone Else:
Sometimes, but I don’t know who.
Cried During A Movie:
Yes. The one I remember best is It’s A Wonderful Life
Had A One Night Stand:
Yes.
Wish Death On Someone:
Yes.
Been mean to someone else for no good reason:
No.

72

Stolen Anything:
Not as an adult
**Been Drunk Before Noon: **
Yes
**Had Sex In A Public Place: **
Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie:
Not as an adult
Got A Speeding Ticket:
Yes
**Been Arrested: **
No
**Littered: **
No
Fantasized About A Co-Worker:
Yes
**Cheated On A Test: **
No
Cheated In A Relationship:
No
Failed A Class:
No
Wished You Were Someone Else:
Yes
Cried During A Movie:
Yes
Had A One Night Stand:
Yes
Wish Death On Someone:
Yes
Been mean to someone else for no good reason:
No

73

Yep.

74

Stolen Anything:
As a child

Been Drunk Before Noon:
Yes

Had Sex In A Public Place:
Yes! Yes!

Got Caught Telling A Lie:
As a child

Got A Speeding Ticket:
You bet! I’ve got a special talent for that.

Been Arrested:
Once (not for speeding)

Littered:
I suppose I have

Fantasized About A Co-Worker:
Oh yeah!

Cheated On A Test:
Not since 5th grade

Cheated In A Relationship:
Not recently

Failed A Class:
Never

Wished You Were Someone Else:
On occasion, but again not recently

Cried During A Movie:
Yes.

Had A One Night Stand:
Oh yes

Wish Death On Someone:
I’m afraid so, but quick and painless would have been ok. Does that count?

Been mean to someone else for no good reason:
Never.

75

Stolen Anything: Yes, a small toy and a pair of spandex shorts when I was a teen.
Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Probably
Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes
Been Arrested: Nope. Have been brought from the scene of the crime to an office twice for questioning or ticketing.
Littered: Maybe
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Oh yeah
Cheated On A Test: Yes
Cheated In A Relationship: Not on my own, but I’ve fooled around with another’s.
Failed A Class: Yes
Wished You Were Someone Else: Probably
Cried During A Movie: Yes
Had A One Night Stand: Yes. Have had one hour stands too. …
Wish Death On Someone: No
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Yes

76

Stolen Anything: Yes, as a child. I never shoplifted or anything, just partook in moments of opportunity.

Been Drunk Before Noon: No.

Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes. I lost my virginity in the parking lot of Scripps Ranch High School. Neither of us were students there, although we were both in high school at the time. (Well, I had just graduated.)

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Sure, I guess.

Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes, a couple.

Been Arrested: I’ve been under arrest–that is, detained without consent by a police officer. Never been handcuffed or hauled downtown, though.

Littered: Sure, I guess.

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Who hasn’t?

Cheated On A Test: Yep. I did it a small handful of times in high school. The first time I got caught was the last time I ever tried it.

Cheated In A Relationship: No.

Failed A Class: Sure, in middle school or something.

Wished You Were Someone Else: Who hasn’t?

Cried During A Movie: Yep.

Had A One Night Stand: Sure.
Wish Death On Someone: Not seriously, no.
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: It’s happened before.

77

Have You Ever?

Stolen Anything:Yes, usually pens and usually inadvertently
Been Drunk Before Noon: Yes
Had Sex In A Public Place:Almost, got interrupted by Scouts, will never forgive them.
Got Caught Telling A Lie:Yes, haven’t we all?
Got A Speeding Ticket:Almost again, I was speeding, but I got away with it.
Been Arrested:Yes
Littered:No
Fantasized About A Co-Worker:Yes
Cheated On A Test:Yes, but it didn’t really count towards anything so it didn’t matter.
Cheated In A Relationship: Yes, after much alcohol.
Failed A Class:Yes, several
Wished You Were Someone Else:Often
Cried During A Movie:No
Had A One Night Stand:Yes
Wish Death On Someone:Yes, often
Been mean to someone else for no good reason:Yes
Reply With Quote: Can’t remember the quote

78

Oh, goodie! I love these!

Have You Ever?

Stolen Anything: Yes

Been Drunk Before Noon: No

Had Sex In A Public Place: Oh yeah :smiley:

Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes

Got A Speeding Ticket: Yes

Been Arrested: Only as a prank

Littered: Yes

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Daily

Cheated On A Test: No

Cheated In A Relationship: Yes, if you count me as the “other guy”

Failed A Class: Yes

Wished You Were Someone Else: Yep

Cried During A Movie: Yes

Had A One Night Stand: Yes

Wish Death On Someone: Yes, but I wasn’t very serious about it

Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Not really

79

Have You Ever?

Stolen Anything: yes. (as a kid)
Been Drunk Before Noon: Oh yes. Vacations rule!
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Yes (see “cheated in a relationship”)
Got A Speeding Ticket: Many
Been Arrested: No
Littered: Possibly. But if so, I’ve made up for it by picking up a good bit that wasn’t mine.
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Yes
Cheated On A Test: No
Cheated In A Relationship: Yes
Failed A Class: No
Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes
Cried During A Movie: Yes

Had A One Night Stand: Yes
Wish Death On Someone: Yes
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Nope, my reasons have always been good IMHO.

80

Stolen Anything: probably
Been Drunk Before Noon: not that i can remember
Had Sex In A Public Place: yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie: sort of.
Got A Speeding Ticket: recently
Been Arrested: no
Littered: cigarettes out of the window = littering. yes
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: i’ve worked with some hotties, yes
Cheated On A Test: does JR high count?
Cheated In A Relationship: many relationships ago
Failed A Class: yes
Wished You Were Someone Else: many times
Cried During A Movie: Of Mice and Men
Had A One Night Stand: a few, so long ago
Wish Death On Someone: the “my life would be better if you were dead” kind? yes. the “there is no reason for your existance” kind? no. even pieces of shit have a “life-value” to their children.
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: no. not in my nature