Have You Ever?
Stolen Anything:
Yes
Been Drunk Before Noon:
No
Had Sex In A Public Place:
Yes
Got Caught Telling A Lie:
Yes
Got A Speeding Ticket:
No
Been Arrested:
Sort of
Littered:
No
Fantasized About A Co-Worker:
Yes
Cheated On A Test:
yes
Cheated In A Relationship:
yes
Failed A Class:
No
Wished You Were Someone Else:
yes
Cried During A Movie:
Yes
Had A One Night Stand:
Yes
Wish Death On Someone:
yes
Been mean to someone else for no good reason:
Yes
NO to drunk/cheated/arrested and I skate by on failed because of a technicality, but YES to everything else.
Yes to all except:
Been Arrested
Cheated on a Test
Cried at a Movie
Have You Ever?
Stolen Anything: Yes, I shoplifted a little when I was a kid.
Been Drunk Before Noon: yep.
Had Sex In A Public Place: yep
Got Caught Telling A Lie: yep
Got A Speeding Ticket: yep
Been Arrested: yep
Littered: yep
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: yes, but not seriously like I would act on it
Cheated On A Test: no
Cheated In A Relationship: yes
Failed A Class: no - but I got a D once.
Wished You Were Someone Else: no
Cried During A Movie: yes, often
Had A One Night Stand: yes, more than once. It was the 70’s, what can I say? 
Wish Death On Someone: not really, but kinda
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: yes
Man, I suck… 
Stolen Anything:
Yep
Been Drunk Before Noon:
Yep
Had Sex In A Public Place:
Yep
Got Caught Telling A Lie:
Yep
Got A Speeding Ticket:
Yep
Been Arrested:
Nope
Littered:
Yep
Fantasized About A Co-Worker:
Yep
Cheated On A Test:
Nope
Cheated In A Relationship:
Nope
Failed A Class:
Nope
Wished You Were Someone Else:
Nope
Cried During A Movie:
Yep
Had A One Night Stand:
Yep
Wish Death On Someone:
Nope
Been mean to someone else for no good reason:
I’m sure I have although I don’t remember when. I’m also sure at the time I had some sort of reason although now it would probably be a stupid one.
Have You Ever?
Stolen Anything: Yes But nothing major, certainly not grand larceny, more on the paperclips from work level.
Been Drunk Before Noon: **Yes, but not since I was a teenager. I’m sober 8+ years now, and my teenage years are loooong gone.
Had Sex In A Public Place: Yes In a park with my wife. I liked it.
Got Caught Telling A Lie: Sure, who hasn’t at least once?
Got A Speeding Ticket: Yep For awhile, in my early 20s, I thought I was keeping my city alive with my speeding fines. I’ve since grown up of course.
Been Arrested: No, but close. Again, while drinking, I was in my parked car on the side of the road. Not driving, and not arrested…and “hassled by the fuzz” is too strong.
Littered: Yep, like lying, who hasn’t done this at least once?
Fantasized About A Co-Worker: Definitely. Never did anything about it though, because that would be wrong.
Cheated On A Test: Yep Littering, lying, cheating on a test. Caught too, because the teacher used two different sets of tests, and alternated them between rows: Row 1 got test A, row 2 got test B, etc. That way she could tell if you cheated by looking at the answers from the person next to you.
Cheated In A Relationship: Sorry to say, yes, although I’ve been cheated on, as well.
Failed A Class: No
Wished You Were Someone Else: At times
Cried During A Movie: Yes but I think everyone does at some point. However, if you cry during something like Patton, because you think Patton was just too god-like, then I worry for you. 
Had A One Night Stand: No Never that lucky (or unlucky, as the case may be).
Wish Death On Someone: No, but there have been people I said I wouldn’t shed a tear over if they died.
Been mean to someone else for no good reason: Sometimes, but mainly because I was in a bad mood, and just taking it out on them.