Have you ever been in a sex tape? Pretty straight forward question.
Yep. And pictures. If you ask real nice, I can show you where the pictures are online.
Yes, but destroyed. Hasn’t everyone who ever owned a video recording device?
To quote Sandra Bullock, there is no sex tape. And there never will be.
I’ve seen way too many Ricki Lake episodes that have started that way.
Many times!
Why would I want to watch myself? I was there.
Yes. I have the only (VHS) copy.
Yes. Watched it once and was vaguely horrified. Didn’t ever watch it again and eventually destroyed it.
What’s a tape?
Shakeycam?
At the age I am getting to, I am not ever sure of that.
Yup. When someone ties you up first - kinda hard to say no. . .
I do accept the fact that anything I let go to film or internet is out there and therefore I will never run for president of the United States or anything else that might involve a sex scandal.
However, i also never deny that I do these things nor do I have kids who will someday be embarassed by it - just a bunch of ultra-conservative relatives. And who knows - they might learn something useful.
I figure it’s not something I would ever want to watch, so why make one?
Plus, I learned pretty early in life, don’t put anything on film you wouldn’t want your parents (or grandparents) to see. 
While that sounds worse than it was, flipping the bird was very risque for a 7 year old.
uh, no? tripod. Shaky thighs, though.
Edited to add: I wasn’t fat or anything, I just didn’t realize how jiggly the sex act was, in general, until I saw that. I was 18 at the time, btw, so I hadn’t yet been exposed to things like porn.
No, but only 'cause I haven’t got a camcorder. Or a suitable diposed partner, nowadays.
Other, let me explain.
Not me in the tape, but a then-GF. And not a tape, either.
I took a couple of 30-second movies of her with my digital camera. They were at night, the room lighting was dim, and there was no sound. So essentially they are 30-second movies of black silence.
I haven’t deleted them yet. Not so much because I enjoy watching them but because I’m in no danger of running out of memory and I can’t be arsed.
Yes, a couple of times. I don’t think any of the productions are sold on tape, but they are available on DVD, and probably pay-per-view.
Trust me: no one wants to see me having sex–including me.
No and I never will either! I don’t want to frighten anyone!
However I have recently considered making a fetish video for those people who like watching women eat. That would be easy money there.