Either you’re kidding or the website is full of sh*t (I suspect the web-site): When I watched, I got a completely diffrent sequence and winner.
Huh. How 'bout that?
Fenris
Survivor 2 makes the baby Jesus cry.
No, alright? I haven’t found Jesus. I guess I’m just some kind of friggin’ retard.
<tosses down the Jehovah’s Witness edition of “Where’s Waldo” and stomps out of the room.>
What did you hear, Fenris?
When I listened, I got exactly what Libertarian said. And anyway, I thought no one knew who won yet, since they were going to do the final voting (counting the final votes) live on the final show.
Thank you, Euty, for making me laugh out loud. 
Rose
Jesus must be rolling over in his grave after this thread.
People who like to have fun aren’t adults? Man, the stick up your butt must have a stick up ITS butt!
Besides, it’s your own fault because of the thread title you chose.
You mean you like knowing the outcome of TV shows and movies and books and stuff? (Or is it just the bad TV shows, like Survivor?) You want to know how you’re going to die?
I don’t like spoilers, myself. Stephen King once said that books should be published with the final chapter missing. A reader would get the last chapter only after proving he (or she) had read the other chapters.
I couldn’t care less who won one of those so-called “reality” shows.
Haven’t had a good laugh like this in a while, thank you all.
Oh, and I’ll look forward to meeting you all in the fiery pits of hell
When I watched it, it said Keith was the winner (Tina was the runner-up). I find this unlikely: I think if it’s Keith vs Tina, Tina wins.
But that fact that it’s giving out different answers lends credence to the idea that it’s just a scam. Has anyone followed this site for a while?
Fenris
I saw Elvis in a potato chip once. 
Once asked of me by a 3 yaer old. " No, can you SPELL Jesus?"
Girl couldn’t spell her own name, but now that I think of it, I wouldn’t be surprised if she could spell Jesus…
There’s a guy down at the chip shop swears he’s Elvis.
(but he’s a liar )
Friend of mine looks JUST LIKE JESUS. Local churches actually ask him to play Jesus for their local productions, and to scare the crap outta kids who go to church, but act like the church rules don’t apply to them (works good with preschoolers).
I found Jesus on a milk carton the other day. Does that count?
Bump.
Found him! And he’s available!
D’ya think he minds Jewish women? :snicker:
Robin
I did a couple of tours with him in Nam.
We were 40 clicks away from Da Nang when Jesus decided it was a good time to comb his beard. In those 30 seconds Charlie got the jump on him… JESUS! JESUS!
Oh, your dad!
::sobs::
According to the Bible Jesus ascended into heaven. The world will be destroyed upon his return. I haven’t died and the world is still here. No, I haven’t found Jesus.