Have you had any weird dreams lately?

Lately I’ve been taking some medication to help me sleep. As a side effect it produces longer, more vivid dreams. The other night I had this one:

I was in a large wharehouse kind of place on a hospital gurney when a doctor comes in and tells me the are going to have to do surgery. I figured he was a doctor and knew what he was talking about and said OK. I could feel him cutting around on my head, it didn’t hurt but I told him, “You know, I’m still awake here.” He assured me that was OK, they had it under control. Then he starts peeling the scalp back off the skull. It still doesn’t hurt, but it’s really, really bothering me that I can hear it being pulled away (in triangular shaped strips - for what that’s worth) from the skull. So I mention it again and get the same answer. The doctor takes a skill saw (exactly like the one I have in the garage) and proceeds to cut the skull (and no, I haven’t seen “Hannible”). I mention still being awake, get the same answer. He pulls off the skullcap and all the medical people leave. So I’m walking around this wharehouse in a hospital gown with my brain exposed and people start coming in and talking to me. All kinds of people - strangers, my mother, some friends, cousins. Then I wake up.

So, the question is; what’s the weirdest dream you’ve had lately?

The other night I dreamed that I was at my grandparents’ place at the shore, and Ron Palillo, TV’s Arnold Horshack was standing on the front porch. I greeted him, and we talked about Welcome Back Kotter for a few minutes, and all of a sudden, he starts peeing all over the place. And I’m actually feeling it splash onto my hands, arms, and face. So I scream “What the hell are you doing, @$$hole!” And he’s like “What? I’m not getting any on you!” but I can clearly see that a lot of it is getting on my grandfather, whose right pantsleg is soaked, and it’s distressing him. So I go up to Horshack, grab him by the neck and say “If you don’t knock it off right now, I will rip your f*cking throat out.” And he backed down.

It seems that I only have weird dreams but this one I had two nights ago and I cant really remember all of it but in one part of the dream was that my auntie may who is over seventy gave birth to those creatures that were in the newest Harry Potter movie, those things that are planted and cry except it was blue and not as young and I was trying to walk it by holding it up by its roots and trying to get its legs stretch out a bit and the baby’s legs kept springing back up. And I also noticed that the kitten outside was blue too. I don’t remember the rest.

>Have you had any weird dreams lately?

I have weird dreams every night, and I always wake up right smack dab in the middle of them. To name a few:

I was wandering through a New England town on the coast, and happened upon a dentist’s storefront. I was wearing a black bonnett and peacoat. I go in and sit in the chair. An elderly gentleman comes up beside me and starts cutting me open. It is then that I realize that I’m filled with cotton batting. He replaces my batting and sews me back up with shoelaces. I exit, and pick up a duck on my way out.

Then there was the one where I was an animal behaviors researcher. We had a pen ful of jackals, maybe 10 or 12 of them. Our poor victim, er, I mean, test subject was herded into the pen. We then proceeded to time how long it took the jackals to rip through various parts of his anatomy. I remember it took excruciatingly long to fully remove his head from his neck – a whole 8.62 seconds.

A while ago I dreamt that I was attending a concert held at the football field of my old school. It was Nine Inch Nails (no, I don’t listen to their music … quite odd), only Trent Reznor was dead. Rather than a concert, per se, it was more of a public autopsy set to music. I was up front in a tent, right near the body. The music started, and part of the accompaniment was the sound of the bonesaw as it tore through his skull.

Lastly, a few nights ago I dreamt I was the mechanic of a submarine. My ex-boyfried was the captain, and the girl he cheated on me with was the navigator. She chased me around the sub with a monkeywrench trying to kill me.

However, I wouldn’t exactly call these weird for me. Now, the one about showing up to work naked, that was weird.

I used to have naked dreams all the time. They all followed exactly the same format. I’d be someplace, like school, and suddenly realize I was naked. Then would come the realization that nobody was noticing it. “This is cool,” I’d think. So I’d move around, giggling to myself that no one noticed. Then slowly the people around me would stat to figure out that I didn’t have anything on. I’d always wake up about then.

Must have this dream 200-300 times. In school, church, work - you name it.

All my dreams are strange. The most recent one involved me, my ex-boyfriend, and my high school chemistry teacher. My ex and I were auditing my hs chem teacher’s class for some strange reason. He’s a chemistry teacher himself, but I’m an English teacher so I have no idea why I was there.

Still, that one doesn’t beat the one I had several years ago where I was making out with Egon from the Ghostbusters. As in the Real Ghostbusters cartoon.

A few times a year I have dreams where my life takes a turn other than what happened in real life, and I see what might have happened if I had made different choices.

Night before last I dreamed that when I was seventeen and moved in with my grandparents, I went back home when my stepfather entered an alcohol treatment program, instead of staying. In this alternate, my mother and stepfather stayed separated, and finally divorced. We were terribly poor. I ended up falling in love with a man that was seventeen to my twenty, and living in an old trailer with him and his two brothers. They raised goats. I was very happy there - all three men were smart, funny and kind.

The funny thing about these dreams is that I’m not in any way unhappy with my life. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. In the dreams, sometimes I’m happy, sometimes I’m miserable. I’ve lived about ten or fifteen different branch-points in my life through these odd what-ifs.

i always have weird dreams when i’m on benadryl. once, while in high school, i had taken bendryl and also had a very high fever - i wasn’t just dreaming, i was hallucinating too. we had been reading arthur miller’s “the crucible” in my english class, and i dreamed (dreamt?) that there were witches in my bedroom that were trying to convert me to a witch, and if i didn’t they were going to…i don’t know, do something awful. it had something to do with the bubbling cauldron that was by my dresser. i called my mom at work, half-awake, crying, and in hysterics. maybe that’s scarier than it is weird, but i’ll never forget it.

About two weeks ago I had a dream in which I was at my parent’s house. My mother, my sister and her husband were there. My dad wasn’t in this dream (he rarely appears in my dreams, not sure why) and neither was my other sister. Anyway, I found some odd-looking object that looked like a plate of some sort and thought it might belong to “Jeff” (real names not used to protect identities), my sister’s husband. I showed it to Jeff and asked him if it was his. He told me no. After this happened he began to babble incoherently and he collapsed to the floor. He continued to do this and I was freaked out. No longer concerned about the plate, I went into the next room to talk to “Rita”, my sister about Jeff’s odd behavior. Right then and there my sister began doing the same thing. Now I was really worried, so I went into the next room where my mother was lying in her bed. She, too, began babbling incoherently. At this point I was just scared. As I started leaving the house I collapsed to the floor myself and began to babble. I woke up from the dream and just sat up in bed. Making sure I could really talk, I said, “what the hell was that all about?!”

About ten years ago when I was still living with my mom and dad and going to college I was (in my dream) leaving for my classes one morning. It was dark and stormy-looking with dark gray clouds looming overhead. It was dark and cold inside the house with all the lights off. I didn’t want to go outside as I sensed some other danger, but my mother told me to go, assuring me everything would be okay. At the same time I didn’t feel like leaving my mother alone (my dad wasn’t in this dream, either, and it seemed as if he didn’t even exist, but in real life he does exist and he was a good father to me who was around me a lot). Anyway, back to the dream. A strong gust of wind blew me back into the house after I stepped outside. I told my mom I couldn’t leave but she told me to go on, that she would be okay and I would be okay. Hesitantly, I stepped outside again and the wind blew me right back inside the house. Now I was really scared, but my mom wanted me to go to my classes. She said she’d even come outside with me this time. As we went outside together two men in black jackets appeared, each of them wearing a black and yellow striped shirt underneath. Both of them had guns pointed at us. One of them said, “okay, which one of you is first?” Whether he meant which one of us was the first to be shot, or first to do what they wanted us to do, I’ll never know as I woke up from the dream at this point.

They’re all strange, and most of them feature celebrities I’ve encountered recently in movies, on television, on the radio, or in books or magazines. The latest weird one involved running what seemed to be a big cat zoo/breeding center like Siegfried and Roy, except I was doing this with the Osbournes. I got to play with Claudius, the tiger, and Mr. Denali, the lion.

Last week I dreamt I gave birth to River Cuomo’s love child.

Gravity, your “what if” dreams are really intriguing. I would like to have one like that.

The most interesting dreams I have follow a very specific format: they are always very vivid and realistic portrayals of things happening to me in the future. Interestingly, I find that the things in my dreams often do later happen to me…probably simply because these opportunities to see what I could do in the future influence my goals. But sometimes, they will really freak me out. During my first few years of high school, I kept dreaming about myself as a high school senior. Being a car enthusiast, I tend to fixate on cars both in real life and in dreams. In those dreams, I always drove a 1986 Pontiac Parisienne Safari station wagon, light blue body, dark blue interior, no woodgrain. When I started shopping for a car in 3/00, I opened up the newspaper and saw “86 Pontiac wagon” listed. I went to look at it, and it was EXACTLY the car I had been dreaming about for years, down to the last detail. I bought it on the spot, and I still have it :slight_smile:

-Andrew L

OK, truly bizarre, but…

I dreamt I was having a 3-way with a hot chick and…Adolf Hitler:eek: The chick was going down on me, and Hitler was doing her from behind. My only explanation is that it was a combination of hornyness and too much of the History channel…Maybe I can blame some undercooked meat too.

Do I win?

Funny this is mentioned now. Had a very bizarre dream last night. Must have been the spiked egg nog. … Can’t top that Hitler menage a trois!

It was the eve of the seventh day after watching The Ring, and I kept dreaming about Samara/Sadako all night. The odd thing was that I knew in the dream that it was supposed to be scary, but I didn’t feel afraid, and never woke up with that ‘post-nightmare’ sensation. I remember her chasing me around the house where I grew up and seeing a lot of the ‘scary’ clips from the movie, but it was less ‘ohmygodimgonnadie’ running away than ‘catch me if you can!’ running.

Strange, all my real nightmares for the past few years have been work-related. The dripping-zombie-torture-freefall-onto-a-bed-of-knives-stare-Cthulhu-in-the-face dreams have all been good entertainment.

Still, bitch-slapping Horshack for peeing on your grandfather. That’s some messed-up shit. :smiley:

I had a dream that I was sharing a fifth of whiskey whith Santa Clause then he took me for a ride on his sleigh. It was pretty cool actually; That Santa Cluase is one partying Mother fucker!

All the time.

Recently I was lost in a futuristic mall. The place was huge, as big as a city and entirely enclosed. I couldn’t find my way out. At some point I came to realize that I was a human-sized caterpillar and looking for someplace to pupate.

And I don’t even like Kafka.

I have had some really weird dreams. One of those I remember most vividly went something like this: I was chained to a floor by my hands and feet, wearing conquistador armour, by the way and I started feeling something like a red liquid dripping and flowing from some point towards where I was chained. Then, this is the weird part, the view of the scene changed and it became something like a birds eye view, like when they have scenes in movies where the helicopter is taking off, so I could see myself from above, still chained to the floor, in the armour and below me was a large manhole, where all the red liquid was draing into. Then the view kept going upward and I could see what the red liquid was. It was blood dripping from the red-stained tusks of several male walruses that were eating flesh a bit further from where I was. The worst thing was the sensation of feeling the blood and seeing the faces of the walruses with the moustaches stained in blood and all of it increasingly getting smaller, because the “helicopter” kept going upward. I woke up screaming after that. Nightmarish.

Well, I suppose I am going to post one of my nightmares now. Please remember that this was a dream, so there is some strange, weird shit in it that I cannot explain (concrete frogs? huh?), and the formatting and flow of it really suck because I literally wrote this right after I woke up, so I wouldn’t forget the dream…strange as this dream may seem, it is fairly low level intensity. Most of my dreams are a lot more intense.

Also, for your reference, Moira is my wife, Jared my little boy, and Bill is a friend of mine I’ve known for about ten years. All the names have been changed to protect the innocent! Any other names (except for those of my in-laws, also changed) were actually from the dream and of people I don’t know…

The dream started with Moira and I parking in front of a small, mini-mall like parking center. Upon reflection, the center seemed very similar to the pawn shop we parked in front of the other day when we went out shopping, but it was in a different location, over somewhere by our house, about where the K-Mart on powers currently sits. The sky was a strange, almost eerie blue color, very bright, while everything else around seemed very drab. We left the car, and proceeded to look around the shops.

At this point, I did not know where Jared was, but I was aware of him not being with us but knew he was somewhere in the dream world. After looking at shops (strangely, I can’t remember what was in them all except for one, which had a strange assortment of dried things – chilies, spices, plants, and what looked like a cat), we decided for some reason to walk to the next shopping center, which was a few miles up the road and located where this old warehouse was at. We followed some other shoppers to the outer fringe of the parking lot . The whole way there, one lady was coughing violently, and the other two did not seem well. We finally reached the edge of the parking lot, which sat on top of a small hill. The hill was covered in scraggly, dead grass and weeds, with papers and trash scattered here and there.

We began to walk down the hill when we saw a whole pile of frog statues, some made of plastic, some made of ceramic, some metal. For some reason, we felt compelled to pick up the frog statues, and began to arrange them on the ground to form sort of an arrow pointing in the direction we were going. We then finished climbing down the hill, and at the bottom of the hill just before we got to the street, there was a large wooden plank that was about a foot in width and as long as the street was wide. We picked up one end of the plank, and somehow swung it over the street so that it was suspended about a foot and a half over the street’s surface.

We were going to cross on the plank when we heard the squealing of tires. A red Minivan/SUV type vehicle was skidding to a stop, when it jumped in the air to clear the plank. Its front tires went over fine, but the back ones got stuck on the plank. I walked out to the middle of the street, and tapped on the window of the vehicle. There was an elderly woman driving, and she apologized profusely for almost running the red light and for nearly destroying the “crosswalk”. I asked if she could use some help getting her vehicle off the plank, and she shook her head yes, so I went behind the vehicle and gave it a push, and it fell off the surprisingly resilient plank to the ground.

I climbed back up on the plank and Moira began crossing to meet me, and when she did we finished crossing to the other side of the road. On our way there, a very dark skinned black man walked up to the older lady’s car and leaned in through the passenger window, then turned back to me and gave me a very hateful look. I didn’t understand why, but decided to mind my own business and continued walking.

As we walked to the next center through a field of dead weeds and grasses (it was like nothing was alive), I remember thinking that it was odd how quiet it was outside. There were no birds singing, no dogs barking, no car motors revving or wheels moving across asphalt. I didn’t really think anything of it though, and continued on my walk. We finally got to the next shopping center, and Moira turned to me and said she was going to go get Jared from her mom’s store. I shrugged and said I wanted to meet Bill at work and would catch up to her in a little bit.

I walked into the shopping center (which was an open air mall for the most part, with only a roof and no walls or doors.), and me and Moira went different directions. I walked past a video store that had a bunch of old, very used tapes stacked all over the place, and on a huge TV outside of the store, there was a movie playing staring Sly Stallone as a hero named Noname (but pronounced like “No Nam E” or “Konami). He was dressed in some weird S&M looking gear, leather thong, belts and straps on his torso, and a gas mask. His body was disgustingly misproportioned, overly muscular even for Sly, and it kind of reminded me of some of those drug-addled MAD magazine drawings that are meant to be grotesque. I remember feeling very disturbed by the image, especially when, in the video, Sly removed his mask and his whole face was twisted, like someone had punched into a rotten pumpkin and the skin, too weak to bounce back, stayed withered and wrinkled, gravitating towards the center.

A little freaked out, I continued walking, and I turned the corner and entered a door that I knew led to Bill’s store. It turned out to be some weird store, half costume shop and half sex shop. Bill was behind the counter watching some fucked up anime, and there was a really freaky guy named Sergio that I think was Bill’s boss. He looked almost like the Sly Stallone character I had just seen at the video store, but even more disgusting and frightening looking.

Suddenly I felt very weak, very insecure and powerless in his presence. He kept pushing me towards this little door in the back of the store, and fear overwhelmed me. I looked back to Bill for help, but he was just as afraid, as if he had been taken to the room and knew what horrors where there. It was like I was being dragged to the room even though Sergio wasn’t even touching me, just looking at me with some twisted mad grin, cause I remember trying to run, scrambling on the floor and clawing at it, trying to keep from going in the room.

Just as I reached the door, my scrambling hands found a screwdriver on the floor, and screaming in terror and rage, I raised it above my head and slammed it into Sergio’s chest. The dragging suddenly stopped, and the feeling of oppression lifted, as a black, oily looking blood spurted slowly out of the wound, which, like the Sly movie, looked like it had been pierced into the skin of a rotten vegetable. I looked in horror at the body laying on the floor, but Bill was completely calm. He walked over, grabbed one of the body’s arms and looked at me to grab the other. Overcoming my revulsion, I grabbed it, and we dragged Sergio over to the little door, which Bill opened up. It was completely black in there, there was no way to tell what was in the room, but we didn’t care. We just pushed Sergio’s body in and locked the door, and Bill went to get a mop to clean up the mess.

Then I turned off Bill’s anime and turned on the news to see if anything had been reported, or if anything had been reported about Sergio’s murder (even though it had only just happened). The strange thing was that the news channel showed the desks of the anchors, but there was no one at the anchor station. There were papers blowing around the set, and the same, black oily blood was smeared here and there, and splattered on the walls. In the background I could hear a moaning, a terrible, rotten, gargling sound, coming from the speakers on the screen.

I turned to Bill, and we were both really freaking out. I got this terrible feeling in my stomach, like someone had reached inside me and was squeezing my innards. I knew that something was terribly wrong, and that I had to get to Moira and Jared, so I jumped over the counter and ran for the door. Everything was moving in slow motion, it seemed, because my feet were really heavy and it felt like I was running through water. In the corner of my eye, I saw something moving, towards the little door, I turned my head, again, everything in slow motion, in time to see the door suddenly burst open, breaking at the hinges as the dead body of Sergio burst forward, leaping towards me.

It looked like he had been rotting for weeks, his body was already in an advanced state of decomposition. His muscles were hanging loosely on his bones and he was oozing pus and oil-blood from every pore. I raised my hands to block his tackle, and tried to turn my head away, but my eyes were frozen on his terrifying appearance. I knew that if he got me, I’d be dead.

Then, just as Sergio was in mid leap and about to grab me, I saw Bill leap over the counter towards him. Like something out of a comic book, Bill screamed in a slow, muffled roar (still in slow motion) and swung a huge hammer over his head and crashed down into Sergio’s skull. Everything switched back to full motion again as I slipped and crashed to the floor, and Bill’s battle cry echoed off the walls. I scrambled to my feet and looked at Bill and the no longer animated zombie laying on the floor. Bill looked up at me, his face splattered with the zombie’s blood, and pointed to the door, screaming “GO!”

Not hesitating a second longer, I rushed out the door and into the corridors of the shopping center. Then, a feeling of helplessness hit me, as I realized that the shopping center seemed bigger, maze like, and that I didn’t know where to go to find my mother-in-law’s shop. Still, desperation hit me, and I began to run through the center, checking every shop. All of them were vacant; not closed, but devoid of life. The image of rot, of everything being corrupted, was everywhere. Finally, I burst into the right Shop, and was suddenly very sick to my stomach.

Laying on the ground of my mother in laws shops were three corpses, all of which had had their heads smashed in. Terrified at who they may be, I reach over to the first corpse, my hands shaking terribly and my heart racing. As my hand touched the shoulder, I could feel the numbness of my teeth, the strange, vertigo like feeling of shear and overwhelming fear. Barely able to breathe, I somehow find the strength to turn the corpse over, afraid that it will be Moira. Instead I saw the mangled face of one of the women whom we had followed initially when we had left the first shopping center.

Feeling both relieved and repulsed, I hurried to the back of the shop, searching for any sign of where Moira and Jared might be, but they are no were in sight. I rush back outside, and for the first time notice that my mother-in-law’s car is missing. Elated that Moira and Jared must have escaped, I realize that I still need to find them. Running, I hurry to the field that we had crossed to reach the center, and then freeze. Crossing the field in droves are what seems like thousands of zombies, all moaning with the same rotten, gurgling moan that we had heard on the TV.

Too stunned to notice anything, I am completely unaware of my surroundings, until a sudden, deafening crack brings me back to my senses. Spinning around, I see a corpse laying only a few feet away from me, its head splattered against the wall to my side. Bill is standing just a few yards away, a smoking barreled pistol in his hand. “Come on!” he yelled, so I followed him back to another shop that appeared to be some sort of reloading shop. We got in and barred the door, and a few moments later, the sound of the moaning grew more and more intense, and the zombies began beating on the door.

We sat there in silence for what seemed like hours, just listening to the sickly howls of the dead outside. While we waited, we cleaned some guns and prepared some ammunition, wanting to fight but knowing it would be pointless to do so. Still there was nothing better to do, and we had to distract ourselves from the maddening din that rose outside. Every once in a while, we would hear a faint scratching sound, but we couldn’t figure out what it was or where it was coming from. When we tired of preparing our weapons, we began to explore the shop.

We found a little hatchway that lead to the roof, that we could access from a small service ladder. I climbed up, leaving Bill in the shop, to see what we faced. Directly in front of the door to the shop was a horde of zombies, all pounding at the door, all waiting for us to exit. It was as if we were a magnet that drew the zombies from all around, because the rest of the parking lot and the field were now devoid of the living dead. When they saw me on top of the roof, they began to howl in unison, an eerie, hellish cacophony of voices strained through rotting vocal cords.

Suddenly, I heard a scream come from the shop, and I quickly jumped down the ladder. Bill was laying on the floor by an air vent, a gun drawn and still smoking and pointing at the vent. His eyes were wide and he was breathing heavily, the adrenalin obviously pumping through him. His leg was bleeding from a huge bite wound, the teeth of the zombie whose head he just blew off still sunk into his flesh.

“The scratching…” he said, “The scratching…it was in the fucking vent…” Now completely numbed to the sight of the dead, I walked over to him and pulled him away from the vent, gently removing the jaws of the monster from his leg, and I pulled him up so that his back was against the wall. We sat there for a while, just listening to see if there were any sign of the zombies leaving us, but there was no change to the droning sound of moans. Bill’s breath grew more and more ragged, and we both knew that he was dieing.

Finally he turned to me and began to speak, slowly, carefully, obviously filled with pain, as he reached out and put some keys in my hands. “Leave through the roof, but stay down, don’t let them see you. Get to the far side of the complex. You’ll find my truck there. I’ll distract them, draw them here. Leave when you hear the gunshot.” I started to argue, but he cursed me, then pointed his gun at my head. The look in his eyes told me that he was serious, so I reluctantly obeyed, grabbing a shotgun and a backpack full of shells for it.

I did as he said, creeping my way over the shopping center’s roof until I reached the far parking lot. Dropping to the ground, I quickly looked around, but the place was deserted. In a half run, half crouch, I made my way over to Bill’s truck, and climbing in, I carefully closed the door without making noise. Then I sat and listened. An eternity later, I heard a raise in the level of noise, then the ringing cry of a single gunshot. Saddened, I started the truck, and left the parking lot. I didn’t know where to go, but I knew I had to find Moira and Jared.

Doing the only thing I found logical, I proceeded to my in-laws house. All along the way, I saw zombies, in the road, in yards, in the fields and plains. When I drove past them, they would try to run towards the noise of the truck, but there was no way they could catch me. I got to the point where I was ignoring them, oblivious to the world around me and only focused on where I was heading.

When I got about a block away from their house, I stopped the truck, and using a piece of rope and a brick I found in the back of the truck, I tied the steering wheel down and placed the brick on the accelerator, all the while holding down the clutch. I could hear the zombies coming towards the sound of the truck, so I popped the clutch and rolled into the bushes as the truck sped off down the road.

A little while later, I heard the sound of a crash, and saw all the zombies heading off in its direction. Stealthily, I headed towards the house. After sneaking through the bushes and hiding myself to the best of my ability, I finally reached the door. I saw my mother-in-law’s car in the street, but there was no sign of her, or my wife and baby. Stepping gingerly inside, I closed the door softly behind me, and brought my shotgun up to point. I walked through each room, searching for signs of life.

I found Eric, my brother-in-law, first. In his hand was a sword, and the bodies of several zombies were scattered around him. His head was underneath a heavy cabinet, and I didn’t bother to check for a pulse. I found Jenny, my sister-in-law, in another room. I only recognized her by the color of her red hair.

Filled with despair, I slowly trudged down the spiral staircase of the house into the basement. I was turning the corner when I heard the sharp CH-CHK of a shotgun being racked, and felt the cold steel of a barrel pressed to the back of my neck.

“Hold it right there, mother fucker…” an unfamiliar voice grumbled. I froze. “Drop your gun, and put your hands on your mother fuckin’ head,” the voice commanded. I obeyed, and felt a sudden force as a foot kicked me into the ground. The cold barrel was on me again before I even had a chance to react. “Turn over!” Again, I obeyed, and looked straight up into the barrel of a 12 Gauge shotgun.

To be continued…

Facing me was the same black man I had seen at the crosswalk, in what seemed like years before. I gulped slowly, and tried to speak, but my voice was caught in my throat. He spoke first, eyes still burning with hatred.

“Why’d you kill that old woman? WHY?”

I looked at him with confusion. “Wha…” I began to question, but he whacked me with the barrel of the gun.

“Don’t play stupid with me, mother fucker! I’m special forces, don’t think I can’t fuck you up!”

I gulped again, but now I was more pissed then scared.

“I DIDN’T FUCKING DO ANYTHING,” I screamed, “I just helped push her car when it was stuck!”

He glared at me, then said “Then why was she dead when I looked in the car? Huh? Answer me that!”

I sobbed, exhausted and tired of dealing with the whole business.

“I don’t know,” I said, “She wasn’t when I left her. And if she was, why didn’t you do something then?”

He sighed, then began to ramble off a speech to me, as if he needed someone to relate this nightmare to. “I was following you, trying to keep an eye on you while I waited for the cops. I called them after you started walking. When you got to that mall, I was gonna warn that chick you were with, but I decided to get you first. That’s when I saw you and that guy draggin’ a body to that closet, and I thought the better of it. Ain’t my job getting’ killed for the police…so I went to warn that chick, but when I found her she was speedin’ off with some other lady, and I saw them bodies in the store, and I decided to follow them.”

He paused for a second, and breathed deeply, his eyes a million miles away, “Suddenly, the whole world is mad, and there’s fuckin’ dead people getting’ up and chasin’ me. One of the damn things jumped out in front of me, smashin’ up my windshield, and before I knew it a hoard of the bastards was on me. By the time I fought them of, I had lost her, so I searched for a while. I found this place, and recognized the car, so I came in like a gangbuster. Good thing for her, too. She was holed up in the garage with a baby, so I killed a couple of them…things, and cleared a path to her. Didn’t get here quick enough for the other lady, though…Then this girl with the baby says there may be more people inside, so I come in here to check it out, but there wasn’t anyone here still livin’. So I come back upstairs, but there’s some of them things all around the truck, and she’s in it, so I tell her to take off to the airport and that I’d meet her there. Fuckin’ monsters came after me, and I took em out, but I guess the rest were trying to follow her.”

He lowered his gun then, and just sat down. I sat a little bit up, but tried to remain as unthreatening as I could… He looked at me, then shook his head. “Shit, I can’t fuckin’ kill you. Not with them things out there. When I heard that crash, I thought it was the girl, but I was too scared to come outta this basement. When I saw you upstairs, poking around, I was gonna do you like you did that dude and the old woman. But what does it matter now?”

I sighed, and closed my eyes. “ I didn’t kill her, I swear. I did kill that guy, but only cause he was gonna kill me first. I don’t know what the hell is going on, but this is my in-laws house, and that 'chick’ with the baby was probably my wife, and I need to find her. Why did you send her to the airport?”

He looked at me, the hatred faded in his eyes. “Cause I got a plane there, I was gonna take her with me and find someplace safe.”

Things began to look better to me. “You’ve got a plane? That’s great! We need to go find her!”

“But what if she didn’t go to the airport?” he asked, “If she was your wife, she probably went lookin’ for you…”

To be continued…I thought for a moment, and knew he was right. Where would she go? I know Moira isn’t stupid, and that once she saw the shopping center she would know not to stop, but maybe she would see that Bill’s truck was gone…the only place I could think of that she would go would be home. I told this to the man who had just moments before had a gun to my head, but strangely enough, I felt I could trust him. He seemed like a good guy, and something about him struck me as right.

Though he still didn’t completely trust me, he handed me back my gun and we went outside. After a little searching, we found the keys to my sister-in-laws car, and we took off down the road. When we finally got to my house, we saw his truck crashed into the garage. There was still rubble coming down, so we knew it had to be fairly recent. Up the street, we could see more zombies ambling our way. I ran inside the garage, while he stood outside keeping guard.

Inside the truck, I saw Moira holding Jared. She was unconscious, but still alive, and he was crying loudly. I reached in carefully, and pulled him out. I called out to the spec forces guy, and he rushed over, taking Jared from me, while I tried to get Moira out. I pulled her out and he was helping me to get her out of the building when we heard this horrible creaking sound.

Throwing Moira to him, I tried to jump out of the way, but the ceiling collapsed down on my left leg. I heard something snap, and felt a white heat as pain shot through my body. The zombies were getting closer and closer, and he was trying to help me get out, but I knew that there was no chance of me making it in time.

“Take them and go!” I shouted.

“I can’t leave you here with them!” he said.

“Please…save my wife and baby. You’re the only chance they have.” I pleaded.

He gave me a final nod, then loaded them into the car and took off, leaving me there to face the zombies. When they arrived, I attacked them visciously, taking out as many as I could. It seemed like I fought for hours, waiting to die as zombies would come to get me and I would shoot or batter them down. I ran out of shells, and night had fallen.

Not wanting to die, I had continued to try and free my leg, but to no avail. Just beyond my reach, I saw one of my saws, so I stretched out with the shotgun and snared it, dragging it to me. Using my belt as a tourniquette, I did the only thing I could, and sawed off my leg.

The pain was intense, blinding, then suddenly, it wasn’t so bad, like I had become so numb to the thought of pain that I no longer felt it. Using a piece of lumber as a crutch, I found my way to a neighbor’s house and took their automatic shift car, and went to the airport.

I knew I was dieing, but I had to see if they had made it. As I pulled up, I could feel my vision fading, everything going black around the edges like in a tunnel. Then I saw the car, stopped only a few feet away from a plane. On the ground was the body of the black man who had saved my wife, dead. I hobbled over to the car, just barely still alive, and looked in. Staring back at me was Moira, her mouth chewing, and the remains of my son in her arms.

That’s when the alarm went off…

And I thought the one I was going to post was long.

I wrote it last night but didn’t send it because it seemed MPSIMS-y to me.