Have You Pledged to Serve Jimmy Joe Meager Today?

The Belgians?

How does individuality contradict service? Did you mean to say you value disengagement from humanity above most thing?

Alford Hilter?

Start helping others all willy-nilly, you run a real risk of compassion, or even the dreaded empathy, and before you know it some towelhead’s shoving a dirty bomb up our tailpipes while we’re sitting around in caftans singing Kumbaya!

/:=|

Service guarantees citizenship.
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I think they prefer to be called “the Belsh”

Meh. I just want to kill some damned Bugs!

It’s an ugly planet. It’s a Meager planet.

Under those conditions, I pledge to lend the president my shoes.

They carry out his orders in so far that his orders are consistent with the law and the Constitution, because that’s what our Armed Forces are pledged to protect and serve.

And just how does Sergeant Jones — or for that matter General Smith — decide whether the president’s orders are “consistent with the law and the Constitution”?

Captain Amazing - Well, of course. They’ll follow the orders of the commander-in-chief unless they’re unlawful.

Unless you’re implying that private citizens doing service for the country (like what my buddies Jimmy Meager and his wife Carol Stream are complaining about) is unconstitutional, though, I don’t get your point.

Aw, let him have his pledges. With his stats sinking faster than the Titanic the poor guy needs a break. :slight_smile:

Actually I believe you mean “Miserable fat Belgian bastards.”

Sock le blue No!

They have a cream for that.

The presiding officers at his court-martial tell him.

For serious? Or have I been whooshed?