Hey noni noni!
Where’s the OP go?
My girlfriend drinks the stuff daily, and has been trying to get me to partake. I can’t begin to understand what she thinks is beneficial about it, and since it tastes awful, I’m not about to try it without a powerful reason to. She CLAIMS it restores health to the all-but-dead, but I havent seen any marked uptick in the state of her health since she started swilling it a few years ago, so it seems like a health-food scam on the gullible to me.
Very appropriate nick you’ve got there, AskNott.
Boy, this takes me back to the sixth grade; “Honest, Mrs. Magruder, a hamster ate my homework!” I clicked submit, and waited…fed the cat, brushed my teeth, cleaned my glasses, and poof! When the new thread came up, the post was gone. Aw, rats. So, I took a nap.
Anyway, a friend of mine told me about noni juice. I Googled “noni juice” and slogged through the first 8 pages of sites. All were full of praise, save one, and why not? They were all selling the stuff, save one. That one told me the European Union no longer allowed sales of the mysterious elixir. The whole thing sounded, um, Ionized. Often, when a “natural tonic” makes folks feel great, it contains caffiene. I couldn’t find much real info among the glowing testimonials. Gad, one guy said he used it to cure dogs and cattle.
There was a wave of sellers of this stuff here a few years back. The flyers claimed the stuff could cure just about anything.
Except gullibility.
Yeah, it’s another one of those herbal cure-all things. Complete crap, I’m sure, though I haven’t tried it. I think I heard somewhere that it contains ephedra, but I could be wrong.