Oh, thank goodness. I thought you were going to link to this.
(oops!)
I didn’t know there was a name for this, I just always assumed it was part of wining.
Only unintentionally.
No. Just no.
Am I the only one who really dislikes the name “twerking”? It’s just such a sharp, angular word, for a very rounded and curvy activity. It doesn’t fit at all. And at least with “booty popping”, you know what you’re getting: Nobody ever had to ask what booty popping means.
That is slightly hilarious.
Good Lord! With my back? No way. I’d immobilize myself halfway down to the starting position!
A long time ago I was playing a scary game, alone, in the dark. In the middle of a tense scene one of my cats decided to jump in my lap; he launched into the air with a feline battle cry that absolutely set me off.
I may, in theory, have twerked as my ass spontaneously propelled itself toward the ceiling. I wasn’t really looking at the time. When you move that much ass that far in such a short period of time there’s usually a modest level of jiggle involved.
As a man, I don’t expect my ass to jiggle, but such is life in the states.
Definitely not just you. ‘Twerk’ sounds too much like the bastard son of ‘Jerk’ and ‘Twat’.
I agree completely.
Call me crazy, but I’m rather fond of that Mom twerking in that Campbells soup commercial. Link
I’ve certainly given it my level best.
Me, I have the opposite problem: too much booty to twerk. Apparently there is a zone where those who have the proper amount of booty may twerk within.
Yes.
:: hangs head in shame ::
I taught “booty poppin’” when I was teaching dance classes. In fact, in my introduction class, I wouldn’t let the women out of my class unless they could demonstrate a booty pop/twerk. It didn’t have to be very good, they just had to pop it. I still think it’s stupid and not really a dance move. I taught it as a joke to make the class more fun and silly.
Well, it’s been a while since I did (at least in public), but…
And no one shot you? Amazing!
That’s not even close to what we’re talking about.
That’s the Running Man, not twerking! [/80s kid grown up]
This is twerking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mYqNh9cYlo …mesmerizing, actually.
No! It looks like a sure fire way to put my back out of commission forever. Though it’s rather amazing to watch, how do they even do that?
I don’t really know, but I’m pretty sure either one of them could crush my skull between their knees like an overripe melon.