Don’t you just hate it when that happens? 
Everyday I go twerk. Then I come home.
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Looks to me like they’re jerking their twat around, which causes their booty to pop.
An entirely appropriate description, IMHO. 
I’ve been twerking on the railroad, just to pass the time a-wayyyy.
Ah…so that is what splorking is!
I’ll just leave this here, for people who think you need a bigger booty to booty pop.
That’s what I was going to say - that’s not twerking.
I still admit nothing.
ETA: And neither does my cat.
Dinah is blowing and twerking in the kitchen.
Is that down t’mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week?
That’s so awesome!
I just can’t seem to make my booty bounce like that, as my bedroom mirror can laughingly attest.
But I really wish I could do it. With such a skill I could make a lot of money! Save up for retirement and everything.
I thought splorks were those plastic spoon/fork combos.
I wish I could do it as well as he can. Not gonna lie…I can do it much better than folks would guess, considering my size…people tend to think I can’t shake it like a salt shaker, but a lifetime of practice has actually produced a lithe big mama! But yeah, I can’t do it like the girls I see in the reggae and hip hop parties. They got skillz.
I’d be shocked if that isn’t exactly where the name came from. At least it’s what I’ve always assumed; “always” being since the first time I heard the term about two months ago. It wasn’t until I looked it up that I realized it refers to that most unsexy - revolting actually- thing that strippers do.
I started a thread about it a couple of years ago, asking who finds it sexy and I described it as butt convulsions. I don’t recall getting too many positive responses.
So, I gather that “twerking” is the newer expression for what was once called “Dirty Dancing” about 25 years ago?
I may be way off but I think twerking is more about the woman furiously shaking her butt, solo, as opposed to sensuously(?) rubbing against her partner.
Dirty? yes
Dancing? <Kramer> That aint dancing, Sally <Kramer>
No. Not even close.
(There’s a couple of links here. They go to You Tube videos.)
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We don’t allow firearms in dance class. For the obvious reason.
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The students were mostly college-age women; they wanted to learn this. Most of them giggled the entire time.
I probably would think a lot more of twerking if I hadn’t seen that Miley Cyrus clip.
Well, now we know you’re not in Texas.
That wasn’t twerking, either.
I tried, based on directions I found online, just to see what it felt like. Like most dance moves involving the hips, I couldn’t do it. My butt’s big, but it wouldn’t bounce.
I do think I may have gotten closer to actually being able to swing my hips without looking like an idiot, though.
I was thinking “Jerk & Twit”, it makes more sense for the idiocy if such is possible.