**Man Has Sex With Horse
Try to count the passes
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Because, you know, you probably won’t even get to first base from the start.
You said a feedbag full!
Jews For Jesus
Hanging a wreath on vinyl siding
GQ:**
Please explain UK child support practices
Bobcats pooping in the pond
**That clears things up!
**My new swear word…
Does this sound suspicious to you?
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**Things that go “HELP!!!” in the night… my first MMP
My new swear word…
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Secret Santa 2006
Are there any kid friendly holidays left?
**You look at a teen wrong now-a-days and can get sued…How then do we discipline?
Teens and Parents Drinking Together? **
I can’t begin to tell you what is wrong with that statement
BBQ:**
Fuck you, Sky news,they weren’t prostitutes, they were women…
Fucking Radio Shack
**But were they getting paid?
Emergency disaster kits
Grrr…why so few pizzerias that sell slices?
My favourite lines from “I’m an Adult Now” are
From MPSIMS:
**Nothing says “Christmas” like…
For all you Zit Poppers (TMI)**
All I want for Christmas is a nice, big cyst…
Nothing says Christmas like …
Jailbait with Cupcakes!
** Sex Torture?
Unfortunate wording in personal ads **
**Nothing says “Christmas” like …
I just been toy shopping, and boy am I sad
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**Unfortunate wording in personal ads
For all you Zit Poppers (TMI)
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Well, that grabs my attention!
**Nothing says “Christmas” like …
“im in ur _____, ___ing ur ____z” --what is this from?
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You look at a teen wrong now-a-days and can get sued…How then do we discipline?
Cannons as weapons back in the day
** Nothing says “Christmas” like …
Sex Torture?
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I’m going to have to get invited to their holiday parties.
**Things that go “HELP!!!” in the night… my first MMP
Sex Torture?
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Who uses “Help!!!” as a Safeword?
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Nothing says “Christmas” like …
Mmmmmm…firefighters
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Well! I guess we know what someone wants in her stocking …
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Does this sound suspicious to you?
Sex Torture?
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Nah. Perfectly innocent, I’m sure. :dubious: