Let’s have some music for this: https://www.google.com/search?safe=active&rlz=1C1GGRV_enUS754US754&q=Fear+Fuck+Christmas&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAIWSsY7UMBCGSQE6fIt0Cl0KdDpR0CVx5M2mRlzFCQm2X63jONms4yROsOM8Bs9xHTUPwD0AJQUdb0DJgth4Osrf3_wzv8e-eHyzCssw7kmtmoYSjHixV9dDK8vhwTujY62rzT85RERE07R2Uicdp64Yl11jHR3mSfdONscNOwLZZ0Q5aeL6mD94z_7ImDGjmd1phxXt6tLJUVJcu8Fzp1XjqJ04NY5mnEJvh0nNHE1HEwlH-4RVPegsqMQLXZO5khXwDlUcO_l3j67VdMrJwFyyi0DIvs5Ueb4wnzklGwOX17BaQnNCMkAVaRRIqSsGrjTnBotz6zxdGxLjGUzmiWYwtZQDoLjXSy5qLU9HBpaZlkkOPoQ2lIBHHSc-aVc8SVXCd6HYAm8_r_MO_ABVUrBbGinMlhwbjLXI1KJPzjRlKdiI6a0BuWoTkx_eF-_y6uev78-Dz96n-6_fvHsPXb1t26EQ9n0h9mPBtq3_Ej15I8fDaP0ArYKLsAkjPCnx6lGA0KJ8hS4_FOO2vWvZgVs_9_fo6V3R0EIN77i_Reh1K0SRj4dW-rfoJngR5stBqIq8Vewgy10uPg7jyXPqfo3-U7P6DTkWrxakAwAA&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwio-NeBqoTfAhU3GDQIHfiDC4sQri4IZg
For those of you who celebrate the birth of your Lord and Savior with religious reverence, this thread is not for you. Thanks for checking in, though.
For everyone else, fuck off.
Are you ready for Christmas? Fuck off.
Hows your Christmas shopping going? Fuck off.
Going home for Holidays? Fuck off.
*Are you going to decorate your cubical? * Fuck off.
Fuck anyone who has Christmas songs on a playlist this month.
Fuck anyone who has turned a Christmas song in a sales commercial.
Fuck anyone who has suggested via commercial that buying your spouse a new car for Christmas and parking it in the driveway with a bow on it is a good idea. And where it the horse you rode in on?
Fuck anyone who has ever participated in a sit-com version of ‘A Christmas Carol’ or ‘Its a Wonderful Life’ on any level.
Fuck anyone who sends me a Christmas card.
Fuck Hallmark for the rest of year, and some of next year.
See you next year.