Here’s some Christmas tunes “sung” by murlocs. https://youtu.be/Dp9C_0_JeYE
FULLY AGREED with the OP. If I had enough money, I’d be in a cabin with no TV from December 1st through January 2nd, the 2nd being my favorite day of the year.
Do you need a condom to fuck Christmas? 
Only if you want people to trust your eggnog.
Here in the Midwest this time of year looks and feels pretty bleak so I get the decorations, songs and lights everywhere to liven things up. It’s too much for too long, but I get it.
But other parts of the country that don’t get snow? Yeah, your garish decorations are shit and you should feel bad for subjecting people to them.
Don’t worry OP, I gotcha back!
<SOUND OF RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHING OFF TRACK>
I don’t have a Lord; I don’t need a Savior; and I have no religious reverence whatsoever. Fuck off? I’ll be glad to. Merry Christmas!
We’ll all fuck off at the same time.
Ricky: I’m not fuckin off.
Cyrus: Well I guess we’re at a fuckin standstill then…
Ricky: Well I know how to fix that.
Cyrus: How?
Ricky: Fuck off.
Why do I have a recollection of Ricky telling Cyrus to fuck-off, and Cyrus responds by pulling a gun out on Ricky, and saying, “No Ricky, fuck ON.”
I strike my Buckleyan pose and concur snortily.
Only if you’re a priest. Hopefully. Doubtful that it’s a girl in the sights.
So, the OP hates the American economy, does he?
Not speaking for the OP, but yes. Boosting the economy would guarantee the end of a “holiday” season for all faiths. Celebrate when you want but no “season” would be the best
I’m with the OP once again this year. I buy stuff for my friends and family whenever I encounter things I think they’ll like. I get together with people when it’s warm outside and there’s no freezing rain or snow. Fuck xmas; that’s right, let’s take christ out of xmas.
Heavily spiked elf cum is cool, though.
The only thing I find appealing about Christmas trees is watching videos of cats attacking them.
No, you put a stocking on it.
Went through the ops list and I have either accomplished or enjoyed just about every single thing on the list this year.
If any of you need me for anything, I’ll be fucking off.
I do like the decorations, but if it were up to me the world would be full of tiny little LEDs and sparkly stuff all year. I just wish those Christians would stop with all their vapid songs and bizarre plastic babies all over the place cuz it puts me off.
Eric Idle does it with some panache
Oh, don’t worry. There are plenty of us who celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior with religious reverence, but who absolutely can’t stand the monstrosity that the Christmas season has become. The arrival of December 26 will be a fucking relief.