Nothing says 'Christmas' like sequential threads

I hate Christmas this year.
My mom goes a little nuts at Christmas…
It does not feel like Christmas

I hate Christmas this year
Do parents ever hate their own kids for any reason?
Ladies, let’s be honest

New Posts:

Hopefully, my last Bush Bashing pit thread.
Why do cockroaches die on their backs?

They just seemed to go together…

Ladies, let’s be honest
Why don’t you wash your hands after using the bathroom?

TMI!!But, the longest period ever?!
Iowa Gets Serious About Its Vampire Problem

Somethings goin’ on! Lemme smell yo dick!
Does your family just not talk about certain distasteful things?

** People who make cameos in your dreams…
Hedgehogs **

Technically, they’re not people. But they can talk !!

:eek::eek::eek:

Inside a German brothel
Everything is fleeting

Existentialism in the bedroom.

Right underneath this thread at this moment, it’s a sequential threads haiku:

Inside a German brothel
Everything is fleeting
Really lousy Christmas presents

ETA: Derleth, haiku is better than sequential. So what if you beat me by two minutes.

What should children be taught about Santa Claus?
(RO) Jerk killed himself by jumping in front of train.

I am going to hell for not only noticing this but finding it very, very funny.

Save me some room in that handbasket.

:smiley:

**Differences Between Boys/Men and Girls/Women

Raising Sons v. Raising Daughters
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**Men, now you can smell like meat as nature intended!
Somethings goin’ on! Lemme smell yo dick!

**

GoogleMap Shows the Fronts of People’s Houses!!
Mike Tyson is all grown up (and out) now!

I don’t think he’s bringing presents though.

**Differences Between Boys/Men and Girls/Women

What’s the Longest It’s Taken You to Get a Joke?**

(feel free to take this as sexist in either direction)

**Why do cockroaches die on their backs?

Best way to kill cockroaches

Cockroach article

Where are all these damn cockroaches coming from? **

In IMHO:

"I’m a very honest person"…
Ladies, let’s be honest

No, you don’t really want to know. Trust me.

** Ask the Probation Officer
Raising Sons v. Raising Daughters**

Christmas Raccoons?
Odd Animal News

It’s the Santa hats. Raccoons in Santa hats creep me out, man.

Are Department Store Electric Scooters Monoplized by Non Handicapped Obese People?
Is Steven Hawking really all that?